I think I've found the right work shirt. It's got multiple darts and fits me both at the ribs and the breastesses. Thing is, it cost $11.99, and that makes me suspicious. Also, it comes in weird colours.

Where is it from? Watch out for poly that doesn't breathe and collars that don't lie right. I assume you've tried it on, otherwise, the buttons across the boobs is another dead giveaway.

Signed,

Used to buy shirts from Old Navy but not anymore.

Allyson, you should definitely come up the coast. If you take the 1 part way, you can stop in Aptos/santa cruz, and then come up here.

And if the shirt's 100% cotton, it won't fit anymore after you wash it.

I need to acknowledge that today is my day off from Stupid Paper, because I'm not doing shit on it, and that has to be OK. Regardless, my jaw is getting tight.

Nothing to see here. Nope. Just another one of the whole sick crew....

For all TAR-fans, there's an interesting article on health and the Race on the OAG (Official Airport Guide) page.

A dude wearing a full-on superhero outfit - head-covering mask and all - is using the public machines in the library right now. We think he's Flash Gordon - all in red with yellow lightning bolts on his head. Hee! Unfortunately, the guy with the digital camera isn't in today - what a great publicity shot. "Even superheroes use the library!"

Oh, sudafed, what a love-hate relationship I have with you. I love the way you make my headache feel, I hate the way you make my brain completely stop working.

Does it at least come in white? Is it even a little bit cotton, and hence possibly dyeable?

I'm wearing one right now. It's sort of an electric melon. I told myself I wouldn't buy any more black or white shirts, but if this one survives the wash properly, I may just do it. The small is sufficiently loose around the boobs that I can pull my elbows together in back without significant gappage in front. The only problem I see right now is if my forearms get much bigger.

Which they shouldn't.

I don't think.

There's a guy at krav who can't fit his shirts right, because of his shoulder/waist disparity and the fact that his forearm muscles have muscles. Hearing that made me feel better about my proportion issues.

I wish this migraine would go away.

We think he's Flash Gordon - all in red with yellow lightning bolts on his head. Hee!

The Flash, not Flash Gordon. This same person ran the Boston Marathon two years ago! He wore his race-number over his crotch, in case we wouldn't be able to tell he was a college student in his spare time.

Doyle gave the undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl his office phone number and his government-issued cell phone number

Because he really really wanted to impress her?

I have to share this. I asked my daughter, who IS 14, if this would impress any of her or any of her classmates. First she said that about half of her class wouldn't even know what the DHS was and wouldn't even be impressed if he was the Deputy Press Sec to Bush; and that the other half would laugh and laugh at this guy, show all their friends everything he sent, post it on their blogs and basically be as mean as they could while stringing the guy along for the "fun of it". She said that if it was her, he wouldn't have bothered to follow up on the first contact because she would be telling him about how crappy DHS was in the first place, how they screwed up on Katrina, killed people, etc. My daughter, I think I'll keep her!

Allyson a trip up the coast is a beautiful drive.

EtA: HA! The Flash! That would make an awesome picture.