No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 9:53:03 am PDT #8465 of 10001
What is even happening?

Can you be two places at once? If so, can you tell me how to do it?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

First, begin to exist. You know, on one plane, at least. Then * double it. *


Jesse - Apr 04, 2006 9:54:25 am PDT #8466 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm sorry, you guys -- I seem to have all the speedy day over here. On the plus side, I've gotten a couple of pages written, and I just made the best black bean soup EVAR. Seriously, I'm feeling very impressed with myself. Secret ingredient = sesame oil.


Ailleann - Apr 04, 2006 9:56:22 am PDT #8467 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

celebrities-eating.com

I just got to one of Keanu Reeves puking out the door of a car. Anyone got any extra brain bleach?


shrift - Apr 04, 2006 9:58:06 am PDT #8468 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I think you've suffered enough.

Not to mention, dentist appointment when I've got, er, drainage issues. Asphyxiating on phlegm isn't high up on my list of ways to die.


JZ - Apr 04, 2006 10:07:31 am PDT #8469 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Asphyxiating on phlegm isn't high up on my list of ways to die.

Okay, now I'm curious. What is high on that list?


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2006 10:13:14 am PDT #8470 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, now I'm curious. What is high on that list?

Fellowship of the Ring Related Sexual Exhaustion

Exploding at Le Bernadine

Falling from the Empire State Building and landing on W


Hayden - Apr 04, 2006 10:14:18 am PDT #8471 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I'm going with "smothered in boobies," myself.


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2006 10:17:49 am PDT #8472 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Spike and Angelus sandwich

Drown in vat of Schaffen Bergen

Eaten by a bear (because if you have to die at least its a hell of a story)


Dana - Apr 04, 2006 10:19:08 am PDT #8473 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hormone explosion from the Stargate: Atlantis episode "No, Really, Aliens Made Them Do It."


Ailleann - Apr 04, 2006 10:21:57 am PDT #8474 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Shot by Lexa Doig after my adulterous evening with Michael Shanks.

Eating my way out of a prison made of brownies.