Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2006 11:55:05 am PDT #8232 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm perfectly willing to abuse prescription drugs if sleeping on planes is the result. I often can't read, and apart from BA's wide choice of channels, most flights haven't had decent in-flight entertainment.


ChiKat - Apr 03, 2006 12:05:33 pm PDT #8233 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks, sumi!!


Nutty - Apr 03, 2006 12:21:12 pm PDT #8234 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Let the record show that, for the first time in 6 years, the Red Sox won their Opening Day game.

Apocalyptic conjuration may now commence.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2006 12:35:10 pm PDT #8235 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How can people get to Monday without noticing the time change? I'd love to have Sundays that divorced from the world...but I never have.

Yet, someone at work was late because she didn't notice the time change.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2006 12:36:44 pm PDT #8236 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Inflating that whole pillow manually (orally?) would be a bitch, but it would be nice to have it. I can never really sleep on planes, either, but I don't care enough to find the right drug that would do it for me -- most things that make most people sleep just make me groggy forever, but not actually sleep.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 12:37:09 pm PDT #8237 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spam o' the day:

Look young, feel smart

"Discover...in the next few minutes... regardless of your age, sex, or current health status, how this common element can change the way you experience the next half of your life."

Hmmm... I wonder what element they're talking about. Well, there aren't that many elements.... plus we can rule out many of them right off the bat, like plutonium, mercury, arsenic, etc....

Arguably, oxygen can change the way you experience life, but we've got plenty of that....

Any guesses? I'm leaning towards rutherfordium (atomic number: 104) myself...


erikaj - Apr 03, 2006 12:40:20 pm PDT #8238 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, they would do it, too. Not in a way that you would *want*, but...


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2006 12:56:44 pm PDT #8239 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How can people get to Monday without noticing the time change? I'd love to have Sundays that divorced from the world...but I never have.

Yet, someone at work was late because she didn't notice the time change.

Maybe she was like me - set every clock to the correct time except the alarm clock, because there's no need for that on a Sunday?


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2006 12:57:42 pm PDT #8240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

set every clock to the correct time except the alarm clock, because there's no need for that on a Sunday?

But you noticed the time change. She didn't.


Jesse - Apr 03, 2006 1:03:33 pm PDT #8241 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She didn't even watch TV? I can imagine not having any appointments, but at some point, I'd have the TV or radio on, looking for something at a certain time.