Kitchen implement, not sex toy. Those I expect to have shoddy craftsmanship.
fairly phallic nonetheless
I need one of them restaurant ones. That you could puree the ocean with, if one wanted a whole lot of lump-free fish stew.
Oooh! Pacific Ocean chowder. Nummy.
fairly phallic nonetheless
Kinda phallus dentatus, though. Not the most inviting.
fairly phallic nonetheless
There are some serious performance issues, as well.
We have found the non-fetished blade!
I really was thinking of the over all shape. Had she been talking about a mix master or a crock pot it never would have occurred to me.
Had she been talking about a mix master or a crock pot it never would have occurred to me.
I refuse to believe that.
t sticks out tongue at Drew
Ruby tore up my thigh.
She was sitting in my lap, got up to stretch, knocked over an ashtray on the side table which made a shrill clatter, and dug into my leg when she shot under the bed.
So much blood. Friggin' cat.
Oh, ugh, Allyson. I hate it when that happens. I hope it's not too painful
Signed,
Has a bandaid on her boob for the same reason.
- Swab with alcohol
- Dab with ointment
- Try to avoid killing cat
Why, yes, I have cat-inflected scars.
Skipping-and-Poking-head to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Tom Scola's birthday. HAppy birthday, Tom! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!