Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Mar 02, 2006 4:53:20 am PST #781 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

See, if I was a game programmer, I'd totally come up with games like "Desert Bus." I once wrote a text-based space game for my Radio Shack PC-1 where no matter what you'd do you'd be killed in your first move.

I wrote a game for the Commodore PETs at high school that did the same thing.


amych - Mar 02, 2006 4:54:37 am PST #782 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I played a lot of text-based games that did the same thing, but I always thought it was me.


Jessica - Mar 02, 2006 5:03:55 am PST #783 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heh - me too. I just assumed I was really bad at text games. Damn you wiley programmers!

View from my desk. (It didn't come out that well, but we're in the middle of a snowstorm here.)


katefate - Mar 02, 2006 5:10:43 am PST #784 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

I'm watching the Terry Gilliam episode of the Python retrospective.

I saw the end of that. Amen to the

unholy mind-fuckedness of it

Huh. Part of the nightwatch last night. And here I am with the morning team. Except can it official without Theodosia?

All retirees should have a booty if they want. Or possibly booty.

Tommy, no to 8 hours of simulated bus driving across the desert, but possibly yes to certain death, because I know you'd do it imaginatively varied with maximum gore.

Cool picture, Jess! I see Lilly Land and Conseco Fieldhouse from my window. Beyond that is the haze of southside Indy.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2006 5:13:39 am PST #785 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funnel-head fashion: [link] [link]


beth b - Mar 02, 2006 5:16:09 am PST #786 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

aww... you and your dog can have matching cones on you head...


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 5:18:43 am PST #787 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They use the term ready-to-wear in ways I never would.

My sister succumbed to the lure of a dress she didn't need yesterday. Priciest dress she's ever bought. She sent pictures last night. Damn, with my whole trying to mix it up a bit I haven't hit a note like that. Cream coloured dress covered in large butterflies. Sheath with an empire waist and large pleats that start mid-thigh. Low round neckline, no sleeves, and the kicker is the bow on the left strap. Oh, and piping. Orthoepy would love the detailing, I swear.

Excellent job.


sarameg - Mar 02, 2006 5:19:03 am PST #788 of 10001

There was a "game" that came on one of our macs way back when (early-mid 80s, I'm guessing) in which the goal was to thread a camel through the eye of a needle. You had a choice of camels, though I can't quite recall the names. And of course, it couldn't be done.

We tormented many a friend with that game.


Spidra Webster - Mar 02, 2006 5:24:09 am PST #789 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

tommyrot "Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost." Mar 2, 2006 6:27:50 am PST

Oh man. I remember when that series of comics came out.


Kalshane - Mar 02, 2006 5:52:50 am PST #790 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Kalshane, you're not in Wisconsin, are you? Because every. single word. you wrote, from the arbitrary and meaningless review to the unilateral reorganization, is what Former Evil Boss did here. He's now a CIO in Wisconsin. Dear lord, I hope it's not him.

As aurelia said, I live and work about 10 minutes south of the Wisconsin border.

When he first started here, he rattled off all the different places he worked. It seems like he works in a place for 6 months to a year, "fixes" everything, gets bored and moves on.

At this point I'm kind of hoping he sticks to his pattern.

(It didn't come out that well, but we're in the middle of a snowstorm here.)

As are we, though I have no camera. The sky is currently filled with big, fat flakes and the ground is turning white at an astonishing rate.