Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2006 8:05:50 pm PST #7779 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Little Miss Oregon Nice beat me to the slumber nut!


Spidra Webster - Mar 31, 2006 8:09:51 pm PST #7780 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

This has been a looooong day. I went from pleasantly up to giddy to absofuckin'lutely exhausted. Starting at about 4pm, I tried to print out the more noteworthy thankyou emails I'd gotten from customers. I only just finished printing and copying those about 20 min. ago. There were two co-workers who were staying late but eventually they left. Leaving me (Oh! The irony!) alone to lock up the office. I'd had to turn my keys in midday. So I had to make sure that when I left I had everything I needed with me because otherwise I wouldn't be able to get it 'til Monday at the earliest.

I took one pile of customer emails home with me (it was really about a ream) and left another on the coffee table in the atrium with a fluorescent yellow card on top that said in red sharpie "When Customer Service Walked Rocked The Earth".

They weren't even all my best work. It was just easiest to find the ones that were classified "Thanks". Sometimes the stuff I worked hardest on was stuff the customer didn't thank me for. Well, as exhausting as it was to spend hours at my computer printing that stuff out (my neck is killing me), it was good to reread those emails. It reminded me of how fastidious I can be. There were definitely times when I went through all kinds of gyrations to cover some corporate fuckup or t'other.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 10:02:16 pm PST #7781 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mmm. Goat. Escoveitched fish. Rice and peas. Plaintains. Rum punch. Sorrel. "Rum" cake.

I think I can sleep now.


Lee - Apr 01, 2006 12:17:52 am PST #7782 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita=taunter

goes off to google escoveitched.


DXMachina - Apr 01, 2006 1:35:21 am PST #7783 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Google Romance?!?


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2006 1:40:53 am PST #7784 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Good for you for taking those along (and leaving copies as a reminder of what you've done).

I slept from just before midnight to just after six. I'm telling myself it's practice for DST tomorrow.


Cashmere - Apr 01, 2006 2:59:14 am PST #7785 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

OK, I have this friend who mocks me for my covered litterboxes. She thinks they are "trendy." I'm so telling her I'm getting that one!

Um, with two dogs who like to play in the cat poop, covers on my litterboxes are pretty much a necessity. Mine has a handy, hinged lid. Sadly, it's not hot pink.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 3:04:36 am PST #7786 of 10001
What is even happening?

goes off to google escoveitched.

Perkins, aren't you going to share with the class?


Laura - Apr 01, 2006 3:39:31 am PST #7787 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Google Romance?!?

Hee. I'll have to send the link to my single friends.

I look forward to the fake pages every year


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2006 3:56:25 am PST #7788 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The Guided Tour page is pretty funny!