Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen,
The FUCK???? oh yeah, I would have left. Travolta as JR could have had some comic effect (like Shatner on Boston Legal), but the rest of the casting choices are dreadful)
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen,
The FUCK???? oh yeah, I would have left. Travolta as JR could have had some comic effect (like Shatner on Boston Legal), but the rest of the casting choices are dreadful)
Yay shrift!!
But that's because the cheese sandwiches are now leash-walked- goat cheese with pesto mayo whipped while italian arias soar, foreign, rare baby lettuce lovingly coaxed from the earth at midnight on some fancy bread whose wheat was whispered to each night under the moon.
HAR.
I'm not sure if my computer screen is not very bright or if my eyes are having trouble adjusting to being back inside, and I'm not sure which would be worse. Hmph.
Now I want a grilled cheese. And a burger.
Whoot! No offense, Hec, but today's wait for the momentous meeting with the boss was a lot more fun than yesterday's.
Wow. Okay. How am I supposed to get any work done now?
You're not. You are supposed to spend the rest of the day floating around, trying not to grin.
See? It's easy. I'm pretty giddy. Although I am actually answering customer email because I don't want to leave innocents in the lurch. But I'm not answering the phones and there will be a fair amount of goof-offage.
Get giddy wit' it, shrift!
Travolta has had his moments, so I can't say he's a dreadful choice as J.R. J-Lo as Sue Ellen suggests they're going more for beauty than anything else, so not good.
Luke Wilson as Bobby -- at least he's a native Texan.
But come on -- Shirley MacLaine as Miss Ellie? Barbara Bel Geddes must be rolling over in her grave.
Shirley MacLaine as Miss Ellie? Barbara Bel Geddes must be rolling over in her grave.
MacLaine could probably tell you for sure.