tommyrot wrote the Bible?
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Mar 30, 2006 12:43:09 pm PST #7377 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Allyson - Mar 30, 2006 12:46:46 pm PST #7378 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ooh, thanks for the title! The Amazon reviews are craxy.
Will you guys promise to write non-craxy amazon reviews for me if you read my book?
Sheryl - Mar 30, 2006 12:47:02 pm PST #7379 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday libkitty!
I have managed to demonstrate my major klutziness in two different ways this week. Sunday I slammed my right knee into a door frame while getting dressed, and have a large bruise in various shades of green and purple to show for it. Last night I got my left ring finger caught between my computer desk and chair and scraped a good amount of skin off the knuckle. Really talented I am...
Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 12:48:00 pm PST #7380 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
There was a Daily Show guest recently who was a fundie, and was studying translations of the bible, and then became an agnostic when he discovered how completely different some copies were from others. Like a massive game of Telephone resulting in what we have today.
My minister Grandfather, on the other hand, had a bible that was six different translations. Each page had three columns, so when you opened the book to, say, Matthew 1 verse 3 you had it in six different ways right there in front of you.
And since he was learned and stuff he had some sense of the motivations behind each approach. And he could look over to the Greek column and see what the original word was and ponder for his darn self the various interpretations of it in prep for sermons or discussions or whatever.
JZ - Mar 30, 2006 12:52:07 pm PST #7381 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Will you guys promise to write non-craxy amazon reviews for me if you read my book?
this bk suxx!!!1!!11! Allyson thinks she is ALL THAT bcuz some teevee writer is all in love with her and she used to have that lesbian witch's old smelly futon and she has friends with Mars rock robot arms and deadly pinkies and shit. SO WUT???? I wrote her begging to help my campaign for a brand new Farscape/Firefly/LOTR xover series which was BRILLIANT and she never even anserd my email! she sux!
But she has really pretty hair, so i give her book 4 stars.
ChiKat - Mar 30, 2006 12:53:04 pm PST #7382 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Little weirded out thinking about turtles doing *turtles* to be honest. Can't picture..
To bring things full circle, I saw 2 BOY turtles going at it in my biology lab in college. Ahhh....gay turtle love.
Ginger - Mar 30, 2006 12:57:11 pm PST #7383 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Little weirded out thinking about turtles doing *turtles* to be honest. Can't picture..
I also had the memorable zoo trip, with the added adventure of hearing a mother try to tell her two children what the turtles were doing.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2006 1:01:16 pm PST #7384 of 10001
What is even happening?
gah that was ugly. Will try again.
Dana - Mar 30, 2006 1:02:02 pm PST #7385 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I like the guy who just wrote a poem about his cat.
"For I will consider my cat Jeoffrey..."
Britten used that as part of the text for "Rejoice in the Lamb." Crazy religious stuff is fun to sing.
For H is a spirit
And therefore he is God.
For K is king
And therefore he is God.
For L is love
And therefore he is God.
For M is musick
And therefore he is God
DXMachina - Mar 30, 2006 1:04:30 pm PST #7386 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
See, I see HKLM and I think hkey_local_machine, which I think means God must be Bill Gates.