Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2006 6:41:24 am PST #7242 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do-it-yourself ear cleaning - misinformation, safety, etc: [link]

If people are this interested in cleaning their ears, an eyedropper with some saline and peroxide mixed together will dissolve or loosen most chunks of wax. Despite what your family doctor may recommend, never use pressurized water to irrigate your ears. That is a great way to perforate the ear drum.

(This is from an Otolaryngologist.) Also,

First of all, earwax is good. It is a moisturizer and has anti-fungal and anti-bacterial properties. It is not "dirt" that needs to be cleaned from the canal. Earwax varies amongst different ethnicities. Asians have very dry, crumbly wax and Africans have moist wax. Caucasians are somewhere in between.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 6:46:53 am PST #7243 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of surveilling American citizens.

Jesse, that's awesome!

Allyson, I'm kinda jealous of your apartment. I've been too busy recently to buy flowers. Then again, I've also been too busy to enjoy them.


Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 6:47:29 am PST #7244 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This just makes me think of Joseph and Mary, sorry.

Yeah, me too. I've gone home to vote myself, but I never felt like someone could end up giving birth in a stable because of it.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2006 6:47:49 am PST #7245 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's Best Resignation Letter?


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 6:49:58 am PST #7246 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tommy, I'd hoped you were linking to shriftweb.

Well, at least she knows what she has to beat. And maybe hers won't have any typos.


Sue - Mar 30, 2006 6:51:18 am PST #7247 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Good luck Jesse!


flea - Mar 30, 2006 6:54:00 am PST #7248 of 10001
information libertarian

I have found day-care providers to be excessively fond of the vertical Pebbles ponytail. Silliest hairstyle ever.


Aims - Mar 30, 2006 6:54:20 am PST #7249 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBKITTY!

ita. I must ask you. Please to stop brainwashing my child. I have a BLACK EYE! Danged headbutts.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 6:58:14 am PST #7250 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Please to stop brainwashing my child. I have a BLACK EYE! Danged headbutts.

But...she has a destiny! As a mother, isn't it your role to make sacrifices so she can realise it?

Uh, what I meant to say was...cold compresses, and if you can avoid sleeping lying down, that might be good too.


shrift - Mar 30, 2006 6:59:39 am PST #7251 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, at least she knows what she has to beat. And maybe hers won't have any typos.

Pfft. I'm way funnier than that guy, and I know how to spell "consistently".