If only it were white gold then it could be the one true ring.
But then you'd have scary men in black cloaks chasing you.
You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?
Cordelia ,'Chosen'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kalshane - Mar 01, 2006 11:53:46 am PST #697 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 11:54:04 am PST #698 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just submitted my first Overheard in the office.
aurelia - Mar 01, 2006 11:59:46 am PST #699 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Splenda Parental Unit
I had to think about this far too long.
Stephanie - Mar 01, 2006 12:01:48 pm PST #700 of 10001
Trust my rage
Splenda Parental Unit
I didn't even get it until you made me stop and think about. I is slow.
ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 12:12:14 pm PST #701 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'm 5'3".
People here are liars. That is so not wee. Never having met you, I thought you and Allyson were about the same height, which is wee (sorry Allyson, anything under 5' is wee).
Allyson - Mar 01, 2006 12:13:11 pm PST #702 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have a tall personality.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 01, 2006 12:16:17 pm PST #703 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I have the reverse confession. I round down to 5'8".
Ditto here on the rounding down, as giving my precise height sounds like a kindergartener telling someone they're five and a half.
I think I'd really rather be about 4 or 5 inches shorter (and 60 to 70 pounds lighter while we're at it) for health and legroom reasons.
msbelle - Mar 01, 2006 12:17:50 pm PST #704 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
People here are liars.
ChiKat. Favorite of the Day!
Jessica - Mar 01, 2006 12:20:42 pm PST #705 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica - Mar 01, 2006 12:21:56 pm PST #706 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset