Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2006 8:01:17 am PST #6632 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The best solution I ever heard to this was a couple who held a big bride's side vs. groom's side softball game on the morning of the wedding, loser takes winner's name.

Love this!

It helps that most Scandinavian-American family names were assigned at Ellis Island, and therefore don’t have much history attached to them.

I thought that was an urban legend.


Ginger - Mar 28, 2006 8:02:01 am PST #6633 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Raisins, dates or dried cranberries go in oatmeal cookies. No chocolate. I like chocolate by itself or as something unabashedly chocolate, such as brownies. There should be no chocolate chips in muffins, bagels or bread.


Trudy Booth - Mar 28, 2006 8:02:59 am PST #6634 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

have a money tree/bag/pin money on the bride (although this I might've liked),

A tradition I'd love to embrace -- but I'd need a groom of an appropriate ethnicity or it just looks greedy.


Jessica - Mar 28, 2006 8:07:50 am PST #6635 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(And back to the Redbook article....)

Why does he love quickies so much?

Seriously? Why is this even a question? What's not to love?


sumi - Mar 28, 2006 8:07:54 am PST #6636 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oatmeal cookie dough is delicious! And it's got oatmeal -- so nutritious too . . .. right?

Tolkien's granddaughter likes the LotR musical.


TomW - Mar 28, 2006 8:08:13 am PST #6637 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Okay, okay -- it's not an acronym. You don't mean "Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd" when you say IKEA.

Of course not, that would be silly. When I say IKEA, I mean: "I Know Everything, Always".

That has nothing to do with the store, though. I just have an enormous brain. Seriously, I don't know what to do with this thing. My head is permamently lopsided, it's so heavy.


kat perez - Mar 28, 2006 8:08:28 am PST #6638 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

My question for the children with both names-- which is their children's name?

I don't know about everywhere, but at least in most S. American countries, the kids get the father's first last name and then the Mother's first last name. So if Joe Smith Wilkes marries Jane Jones Roberts, then their kid becomes Bobby Smith Jones. Then if Bobby Smith Jones marries Sarah Jenkins Walnut, their kids still just take the father's first last name and the mother's first last name, not both. So their kid becomes James Smith Jenkins. So it is the male family name that continues down the line, the mother's family name is lost once it reaches the grandkids.


bon bon - Mar 28, 2006 8:08:39 am PST #6639 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thanks, Jessica. I was wondering whether or not to post that as well.

ETA: re: Ellis Island!


bon bon - Mar 28, 2006 8:10:27 am PST #6640 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There should be no chocolate chips in muffins, bagels or bread.

There should be no fruit in cookies!


P.M. Marc - Mar 28, 2006 8:10:43 am PST #6641 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, hey, my parents totally know the guy who created Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

It smells really good.

I mean, for home use, I'm a Rear Schmear fan [link] as it kicks diaper rash to the curb like whoa, but BBP just makes me wish they made a BBP perfume.