Give me sizes and I'll do all the hard work.
Last person who said this? I married.
Just saying it's an appreciated offer that I will take you up on, not trying to steal you from Mr. H into a life of lesbian crime and shoe shopping. Because Mr. H is a damn nice man and that would be mean.
(I swear I have only had three sips of wine, the ramble is just congenital.)
No! I do not want my Buffistas walking around in Neo-Birkenstocks.
Buffistas
have
to be cooler than that.
I love my Birks, Gus. I got bad arches and the Birks make them better.
But the Crocs scare me cause my feet sweat and they look uncomfortable. Also, I like to have a heel.
I thought I was cooler, but then I walked pretty much all of New Orleans. You need crocs for that. Speaking of which
My cousin's pics of N.O. [link]
P.S. Cass! You should have come out with us that night.
I got your back, 'Suela. The Birks are real, the Neo-Birks?
Satan's artificially-colored hooves.,
No, no, crocs are better for sweat. They were designed to take the sweat away.
Yes, I'm a member of the crocs cult.
I prefer bare, bejeweled feet but as I just moved to Portland? Actual footwear seems like a good idea. Especially anything I can shrug off when I am indoors.
P.S. Cass! You should have come out with us that night.
So should have.
I am counting on a raincheck next time I am there though because I suspect it would be a fun evening, if a slightly hungover morning following it.
I think I posted somewhere I didn't mean to.
However, yes, hungover, however, we have awesome Mexican places with greasy cheese and meat.