Which is why you should update the story to say the F1 key instead.
This assumes that your unsophisticated computer user has any clue what those F-keys do.
You all gonna be here when I wake up?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Mar 24, 2006 1:58:03 pm PST #6125 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 2:00:17 pm PST #6126 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This assumes that your unsophisticated computer user has any clue what those F-keys do.
They're backup keys, in case something happens to the 'F' key...
Aims - Mar 24, 2006 2:00:28 pm PST #6127 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Em's under instructions to head butt her in the pubic bone if she even tries. Never fear.
stinkeye
Lee - Mar 24, 2006 2:01:06 pm PST #6128 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
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§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 2:01:08 pm PST #6129 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have never fallen asleep on the phone, at the very least.
This assumes that your unsophisticated computer user has any clue what those F-keys do.
No, see, it assumes that if you know what the F1 key does in theory but not in practise that you're even funnier. Or that if you update the joke without noticing what you've lost we can laugh at you. And if you do notice what you lost, we laugh with you.
See how much laughing there is?
Huh. I just realised that neither of my keyboards at work have a DELiver key. I haven't thought about that for forever.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 2:30:37 pm PST #6130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Seth is unemployed again:
NBC has decided to dethrone Four Kings, its new comedy created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan, who were also responsible for Will & Grace. After putting the show on hiatus for five weeks, the network brought it back last Thursday, on a night when it would only have to compete against an early round of the NCAA basketball tournament instead of Survivor.It tanked, however (so did Will & Grace), and NBC decided to replace it with repeats of My Name Is Earl, which began Thursday night.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2006 2:32:46 pm PST #6131 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Seth is unemployed again:
I'm in good company. Except he's still the producer of Robot Chicken. And he can pay his mortgage.
Aims - Mar 24, 2006 2:33:24 pm PST #6132 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Is it for sure, for sure, David? You, I mean?
JZ - Mar 24, 2006 2:34:16 pm PST #6133 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm in good company. Except he's still the producer of Robot Chicken. And he can pay his mortgage.
Well, yeah. But on the other hand, you don't have a mortgage to pay or not pay, and he doesn't have a book contract to write about one of the coolest singer/songwriters of the last 50 years. IMO, you come out about even.
eta: Plus, he's losing a job he probably kinda likes and is happy with, whereas you're escaping from a seething nest of Stepford fuckweasels.
Laura - Mar 24, 2006 2:39:13 pm PST #6134 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
IMO, you come out about even.
Being married to JZ tips the scale in David's favor there.