All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 11:22:14 am PST #6058 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I got a call from the Administrative Assistant there asking if IT had a loaner laptop we could setup for the director to use while he was on-site. I asked her "Doesn't he have a laptop of his own?"

Her: "He does, but he doesn't like to carry it."

You should have asked, "So... does he need a laptop for each place he's going to sit?"


Kalshane - Mar 24, 2006 11:27:26 am PST #6059 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You should have asked, "So... does he need a laptop for each place he's going to sit?"

It took everything I had not to ask if he was deficient and just politely tell her "I'll find out if we have anything."


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 11:28:11 am PST #6060 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kalshane, that sounds like it came straight from the Computerworld Shark Tank.


Jessica - Mar 24, 2006 11:31:19 am PST #6061 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Beer spa:

The converted cellars include seven huge baths inspired by Victorian design where guests can swim in beer while sipping a pint at a bathside bar.

For a £80 (R880) weekend package, guests can indulge in a range of health treatments such as beer wraps, starting at £12 (about R132) per session.

The spa's owner, Jiri Plevka, said: "Beer can treat a range of conditions, particularly skin conditions, and the health centre should appeal to men who are put off by 'posh' traditional spas.

"I have heard of some places in other countries where people can swim in beer but it's just a gimmick.

"We believe in the healing properties of beer and we offer the full range of treatments. We are a fully-fledged beer spa."


Laura - Mar 24, 2006 11:36:08 am PST #6062 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I finally won the battle I was fighting with my system half of yesterday and all of today so I am leaving the office quickly before another challenge presents itself.

I declare it a weekend!

Daisy Jane - if you're around drop me a note to my profile addy. I'll put my phone # in there too. Tks.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 11:39:01 am PST #6063 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you go here [link] you can see a countdown for the launch of the SpaceX Falcon 1 rocket. Since this is the first launch of a new, inexpensive launch system, I figure there's a good chance for spectacular failure.

There is also a link to a video webcast, so you can watch any pretty explosions live.

Curerntly there's 30 minutes to launch.


-t - Mar 24, 2006 11:41:22 am PST #6064 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Got the same results as Dawn - the scorlling was soooo slooooooow. Frustrating.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 11:41:34 am PST #6065 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stop with the bad ju ju, tommy.


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2006 11:44:48 am PST #6066 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stop with the bad ju ju, tommy.

Yeah, it might only fail to reach orbit, in which case we wouldn't see that....


Kalshane - Mar 24, 2006 11:53:42 am PST #6067 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Kalshane, that sounds like it came straight from the Computerworld Shark Tank.

Okay, so this one:

Mutters baffled fish, "Did he just admit to the IT department that he uses his work computer for surfing porn? And why is his wife using his work computer? Some people just never learn."

Reminds of a time when the techs in our corporate office were doing a late night upgrade on all the PCs down there and discovered one of the executives had a bunch of porn sites bookmarked. They redirected them all to things like disney.com and imabigloser.com, etc. What was he going to do, complain that IT changed all his porn links?