Teppy's roomate needed a visit from Matty the Mechanic.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 21, 2006 2:18:31 pm PST #5402 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Rick - Mar 21, 2006 2:21:45 pm PST #5403 of 10001
What makes your average dressed to kill, Saab-driving transvestite rob a gas station?
We had a strange one like this in my little university town last week. The story starts five years ago, when the local newspaper gave a 16 year old girl a weekly "Fresh Voices" column. For five years she wrote intelligent, insightful, touching columns about being a teenager, and later, a college student. It was very impressive work.
Last week she walked into a local bank and robbed it. She escaped before the police arrived. The security camera caught her face and, despite her attemps to disguise herself, everyone in town recognized her, because her picture had been published next to her column for years. It's very confusing to everyone.
Burrell - Mar 21, 2006 2:22:57 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hi there everybody. Been busy, been out of town, nice to be back.
Okay, here's my story: Like msbelle, he cheated on me. With my close friend and next door neighbor. I wanted vengeance for a while, but even in my deepest hatred for him, I couldn't characterize him as evil. He was just weak-willed and cowardly.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2006 2:23:00 pm PST #5405 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I suppose there are the myriad bad drivers in Los Angeles who do things like almost hit me when I have the right of way, then turn and give me dirty looks, shouty faces, and/or the finger like it was my fault they suck.
Any and all of those people can have vengeance wreaked upon them, as far as I'm concerned.
ETA Those don't make for good "hit him in the package with a hammer" stories, though. I shall ponder more. Surely someone who has crossed me deserves vengeance...
Cashmere - Mar 21, 2006 2:27:15 pm PST #5406 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Like the guy who sped up and swerved to try and hit DH and Owen who were crossing a crosswalk and then physically attacked him last year. Fucking assholes deserve severe vengence.
Burrell - Mar 21, 2006 2:27:58 pm PST #5407 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
bad drivers in LA? Dude, you have a low threshhold for vengeance.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2006 2:29:23 pm PST #5408 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Like the guy who sped up and swerved to try and hit DH and Owen who were crossing a crosswalk and then physically attacked him last year.
I'm sorry, who is this guy I need to torture to death now? I missed this story, or I would have been on a plane to Ohio with a brick much sooner.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 21, 2006 2:31:32 pm PST #5409 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh! There was the asshole who intentionally rammed my car at 70 mph because I'd flashed my brights after being blinded by his tailgating me in my rearview mirror for several miles. I'd have shot him guilt-free if there had been a gun in my car at the time.
msbelle - Mar 21, 2006 2:31:48 pm PST #5410 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
BURRELL!! Hi.
I like my job, but I kid you not, I redid 3 project timelines at least 3 times each today.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2006 2:32:42 pm PST #5411 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
bad drivers in LA? Dude, you have a low threshhold for vengeance.
Actually, just the opposite. See my previous post about my difficulties trying to think of people upon whom I desire vengeance. I am admittedly scraping the bottom of the barrel. Lacking anyone I carry a burning hatred for in my heart, bad LA drivers make an easy target.