I'm having one of those days at work where I would *welcome* an impromptu all-staff meeting laying off half of us. I just can't decide whether I'd want to be laid off, or I'd want my enemies to be laid off, crushed, and driven before me, and I could sit back and listen to the lamentation of their women.
I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Mar 21, 2006 6:28:10 am PST #5250 of 10001
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Ginger - Mar 21, 2006 6:35:25 am PST #5251 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Would you like the land to be sown with salt so that nothing will ever grow there again?
juliana - Mar 21, 2006 6:37:19 am PST #5252 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
authentically depressed
Now there's a phrase....
if you're still dressing like that at age 30 "you look like a twat."
A better-dressed twat than that guy, I'll bet.
I'm also sure they're weirdo goths.
"Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you...."
Aiee! Best of luck, lisah!
amych - Mar 21, 2006 6:37:26 am PST #5253 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I just finished (late! bad drone!) my self-evaluation.
It's 5:00 somewhere, right?
flea - Mar 21, 2006 6:40:40 am PST #5254 of 10001
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London, I believe!
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 6:41:04 am PST #5255 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I brushed my head against a cobweb getting into my car, but it t jillifont wasn't until 20 miles later that I sniffed and something independently motile was suddenly in a position to scrabble against the inside of my left nostril. Then I snorted (out) and it disappeared. t /jillifont I didn't take time to look.
Gudanov - Mar 21, 2006 6:41:54 am PST #5256 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Damn.
Insurgents returned to old tactics today and stormed a jail in the Sunni heartland at daybreak, killing 18 police officers and freeing all the prisoners inside.
Lee - Mar 21, 2006 6:41:57 am PST #5257 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Eww.
That was to ita's whitefont. Gud's link deserves more of an expletive.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 6:42:23 am PST #5258 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fark Photoshop contest: Snakes on a Plane movie posters: [link]
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2006 6:46:29 am PST #5259 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.