Wow. That's incredibly perfect.
Would that I used enough butter to justify it.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2006 11:27:42 am PST #5144 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
DavidS - Mar 20, 2006 11:31:16 am PST #5145 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't need everything. I just need this. How perfect is that?
Heh. San Francisco is so temperate the butter is always pretty close to spreadable without ever turning into a puddle.
t /San Francisco Likes Buttery Carrots
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2006 11:36:38 am PST #5146 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
San Francisco is so temperate the butter is always pretty close to spreadable without ever turning into a puddle.
Which is a reason precisely why I could never live there. I like butter, but we don't share a target climate, not even close.
t /recoils from SF
Consuela - Mar 20, 2006 11:36:47 am PST #5147 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, yay!
Angie's List has opened a Bay Area website! Woot! They're the single homeowner's best friend, so I hear.
It's like the Buffistechnology thread, but for contractors.
sarameg - Mar 20, 2006 11:39:49 am PST #5148 of 10001
I hate boogers.
Allyson - Mar 20, 2006 11:41:53 am PST #5149 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Nobody makes you eat them, sarameg.
Jessica - Mar 20, 2006 11:44:25 am PST #5150 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Spidra Webster - Mar 20, 2006 11:45:09 am PST #5151 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
It wasn't a major movie, but Scott Cohen's character in Kissing Jessica Stein was a fine Jewish male lead.
sarameg - Mar 20, 2006 11:45:14 am PST #5152 of 10001
Ew. Ew. Ew.
Don't make me fly out and breath on you again.
shrift - Mar 20, 2006 12:02:33 pm PST #5153 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Cow-orkers,
When you all drop the ball and don't get an urgent request to me until 4:30pm, and the person making the request e-mails me 10 minutes later asking if I can get it done by 5pm, my response is not going to be pleasant.
you're so screwed and I feel fine,
shrift