I will volunteer to stop Clooney. Just get me a meeting with him.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2006 1:02:32 pm PST #4706 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Sean K - Mar 17, 2006 1:06:41 pm PST #4707 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
So, while I was out on a run, I swung through a McDonalds drivethrough and picked up a Shamrock Shake, which I haven't had since I was a wee lad, and thought might be a nice treat.
It was TEH NAST! I threw most of it out. Blech.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 1:09:00 pm PST #4708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just want him to take me out to dinner and dancing and make me feel like a million bucks occasionally.
Would your hips be pressed together?
Also, does your husband lurk here?
juliana - Mar 17, 2006 1:11:02 pm PST #4709 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Sean, when you say "out on a run," you mean that thing you do to increase health and cardiovascular capacity, right? And you swung through a McD's for a shake during said run? Are you bucking for the title of Big Dog or Bubba? Hmmmm?
Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2006 1:14:41 pm PST #4710 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I don't want to marry Clooney. I don't even want to have sex with him. I just want him to take me out to dinner and dancing and make me feel like a million bucks occasionally.
Were I Clooney's wife I would be more than alright with this.
Also alright:
big hugs
the occasional snuggle
foot rubs for pregnant women and/or waitresses
kissing him on the cheek (don't squeal in his ear)
licking him on the cheek (just not too slobbery)
showing up with as date at HS Reunion
pretending to flirt with to drive an ex wild with jealousy
I'm more than reasonable and will share (a little).
JohnSweden - Mar 17, 2006 1:17:05 pm PST #4711 of 10001
I can't even.
Sean, when you say "out on a run," you mean that thing you do to increase health and cardiovascular capacity, right? And you swung through a McD's for a shake during said run? Are you bucking for the title of Big Dog or Bubba? Hmmmm?
Let's not focus on that now. Sean found a McDonald's product nasty. What's that sound? Is it ... personal growth?
(And no, I don't mean undiscovered mould)
Sue - Mar 17, 2006 1:18:10 pm PST #4712 of 10001
hip deep in pie
The problem with giving away the gift bag to charity is that a lot of those Gift Certificates in the Oscar Gift Bags are non-transferrable. There was some chichi hotel in BC interviewed because there regularly have a package trip in the Oscar gift bag, and they were saying that even if George Clooney's mother called with George's gift certificate, they would not honour it. They also said that they've had very few people use them.
Sean K - Mar 17, 2006 1:21:29 pm PST #4713 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sean, when you say "out on a run," you mean that thing you do to increase health and cardiovascular capacity, right?
Um, no. Out on a run for work. Production assistant are also called runners, because much of your job is running out to get supplies, to drop off paperwork at accounting or legal, pick up paychecks and other completed paperwork, that sort of thing. I was in my car at the time, so not only was I not getting nice cardio-vascular exercise, I was really just sitting on my scrawny, flat butt.
What's that sound? Is it ... personal growth?
(And no, I don't mean undiscovered mould)
Thpppppppbbbbtt
Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2006 1:23:08 pm PST #4714 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
so not only was I not getting nice cardio-vascular exercise, I was really just sitting on my scrawny, flat butt.
Oh thank GOD.
Some things just shouldn't be messed with.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 1:23:13 pm PST #4715 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think that anyone who wins that auction couldn't have bought that stuff themselves. Except for the coolness factor, which is above rubies.
For those as likes that stuff.