Inara: We thought we lost you. Mal: Well, I've been right here.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 3:12:58 pm PST #4337 of 10001

One of my good friends in high school had half a pinky. He had a run in with a sausage grinder as a child. It always stuck me as something so...Dickensian or something. Not late-70s, grandpa's garage project.

When people would be too nosy about it, his older sisters used to say that the Juarez mafia kidnapped him and chopped it off with a cigar cutter but gave him back with no ransom because he was so annoying.


Aims - Mar 16, 2006 3:16:16 pm PST #4338 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That's way better than telling my little brother that our parents buried the other little brothers under the front deck when they were bad.


sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 3:17:15 pm PST #4339 of 10001

I'd like to formally register my displeasure with something......

It was 85 on monday. There were BUGS. They are now predicting maybe an inch of snow in the morning.

WRONG.


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2006 3:17:30 pm PST #4340 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ew, finger amputation. Big yuck, and big ow for the poor kid and family!

My only toy box story was when a few friends and I were jumping rope in the unfinished basement of our house, and I tripped on the rope and fell, landing with my forehead hitting the corner of the toy box (just missed taking out my eye, which was a good thing). Ended up with six stitches and a nice little scar, but that's it.

I did almost bite off my tongue when I was three (well, the last half-inch or so of it) when I jumped off the swing in the backyard, but the teeth only went most of the way through the tongue, and it healed pretty quickly.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2006 3:18:32 pm PST #4341 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I searched COMM.

Boy, do I hate the Green Lantern.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2006 3:19:30 pm PST #4342 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, your contempt for the Green Lantern has been the cause of some *serious* donkey-laughing on my part, and I love you for it.


sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 3:21:59 pm PST #4343 of 10001

Heehee!

I had one childhood friend whose little brother had the preschool teachers horrified about a terrible accident they'd had which cost their dad his arm, my friend her ear and him two fingers on one hand. Except, there was no accident. They were all born that way (only now does it occur to me that there must have been some weird gene thing happening. But then, they moved out of state when I was 6 and I haven't thought of them in years.)


bon bon - Mar 16, 2006 3:23:04 pm PST #4344 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That Green Lantern shit still cracks me up. He's afraid of yellow!

Thanks for the flattery on the COMM, guys. Except for a couple catnaps I've been at work since 7:30 am yesterday and it lifted my spirits.


billytea - Mar 16, 2006 3:24:04 pm PST #4345 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Allyson, your contempt for the Green Lantern has been the cause of some *serious* donkey-laughing on my part, and I love you for it.

Seconded. That was quality snark. Not to mention whenever you get started on that Footprints passage.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2006 3:26:22 pm PST #4346 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Footprints! OMG that thing makes me rage.