I might have some of the body lotion I could send you (I can't use it).
Yeah... That went well.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 16, 2006 10:08:04 am PST #4261 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2006 10:23:27 am PST #4262 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh man, this is evil and wrong.
Let's see - where can I try it?
Do you get tired of being in an elevator and someone else gets on every other floor in between the floors that you’re going to? Well you’re in luck, today i’m going to tell you how to skip all other floors and go straight to the floor you want to get off.
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“The designers of some elevators include a hidden feature that is very handy if you’re in a hurry or it’s a busy time in the building. While some elevators require a key, others can be put into “Express” mode by pressing the “door close” and “floor” buttons at the same time. This sweeps the car to the floor of your choice and avoids stops at any other floor. This seems to work on MOST elevators that i have tried. Most elevators have the option for this to work but on some of them the option is turned off by whoever runs them. This is a rather fun hack, so the next time you are on an elevator, give it a try, you have nothing to lose.”
le nubian - Mar 16, 2006 10:29:01 am PST #4263 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
so, like if I'm going to go to the 18th floor, I press "18" and "door close?"
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2006 10:30:06 am PST #4264 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yep. At the same time.
brenda m - Mar 16, 2006 10:32:59 am PST #4265 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Didn't they just debunk that? I swear we were talking about it a couple of months ago.
Spidra Webster - Mar 16, 2006 10:33:08 am PST #4266 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
That's great, tommyrot. I'd only use it in emergencies, but it's good to know.
Kathy A - Mar 16, 2006 10:35:39 am PST #4267 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
For NewsRadio fans, there's an informative interview with Stephen Root at DVD Verdict.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2006 10:38:25 am PST #4268 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I can verify from personal experience that the elevator hack doesn't work in my building.
But we've got possessed elevators here anyway.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2006 10:42:35 am PST #4269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I like Happy Hippy. And I have a little Slammer left, but it doesn't smell as nice as when the bottle is brand new.
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2006 10:55:25 am PST #4270 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Didn't they just debunk that? I swear we were talking about it a couple of months ago.
Did I miss the debunking? Or did I forget?
It does sound a little unlikely - it seems that if it were true it would have become widely known a while ago....