Y'all know I was just taking the piss, right? Just checking.
t wanders off to attack the pile of work orders on her desk
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Y'all know I was just taking the piss, right? Just checking.
t wanders off to attack the pile of work orders on her desk
"Lust has been a battleground for me. I was first introduced to porn when I found some on my dad's computer. To be honest, I knew it was wrong, but I still looked at it. Satan began attacking my purity, but I serve a powerful God!
-- Sixteen-year-old Anthony of Columbia, S.C., who received guidance on controlling his urges by listening to his Inner Warrior
I'm not making this up. It's right there on the Focus on the Family's Breakaway web site, in an article titled Inner Warrior: Suiting Up for Battle. Why the military metaphor? Does it take a nation of warriors to hold their johnsons back?
War is for God.
Sex is for Satan.
Sounds like Satan has more fun. IJS.
Alas, my good mood of the morning has vanished in a gout of black smoke, and now I'm ready to start stabbing people with a plastic fork.
Found in my change - a 1919 wheat penny. SCORE! If I am lucky it will be worth 3 or 4 cents!
I'm ready to start stabbing people with a plastic fork.
Can we film this, and show it every Christmas?
I just bought a thing. I'm quite excited.
I just bought a thing. I'm quite excited.
Heh. Cool.
Plus, practical, if one wanted to arm a very tiny baby....
The perfect weapon for a fingermonkey!
Even so... a 1919 penny! That would excite me even if it was worth only 3 or 4 times face value!