Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2006 9:26:57 am PST #3674 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, in the article, the man decided not to light a cigarette after smelling gas (and he said that he had called in several gas complaints to management), but didn't think turning the tv would set off an explosion.

He also didn't think that winding up his "Sparky McSparkenson Spark-shooting Robot" would set off an explosion.

OK, that's mean. But hopefully funny.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 13, 2006 9:35:06 am PST #3675 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Theo, in the article, the man decided not to light a cigarette after smelling gas (and he said that he had called in several gas complaints to management), but didn't think turning the tv would set off an explosion.

OK, that's bordering on Darwin awards, and might have qualified if the TV hadn't blown up: "Hmmm, smells like gas. Better not light that cigarette. Meanwhile I'm going to sit down and relax and watch TV. Wonder why I'm so sleeeeepyyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!" *clunk!*


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2006 9:35:27 am PST #3676 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dearie me:

Several critics debated whether to reveal the surprise ending at all in their reviews, but Molly Willow commented in the Columbus Dispatch: "If you taped the season premiere of The Sopranos last night after 21 months off, you aren't a real fan and deserve to have the surprise ruined."

I can see defending your right to discuss what happened in a show because it's your job, but saying there are people who deserve to be spoiled is a bit pissy.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2006 9:46:57 am PST #3677 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If you taped the season premiere of The Sopranos last night after 21 months off, you aren't a real fan

For values of "real fan" which equal "subscribe to HBO and never have other plans on Sunday night." Bitchy much?


Jessica - Mar 13, 2006 9:55:05 am PST #3678 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

More Overheard in the Office:

Boss: By the way, I changed a lot of your code, so if it breaks, that's why.


erikaj - Mar 13, 2006 9:57:29 am PST #3679 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod... it was very good, though.Be weird if, after having set the stage for a dramatic whacking, Tony actually died of something that weird and...considering it's them, random, so early in the season I hope not, though, because I love him and because that's a lot of...aftermath. Be like something Chase might do, though. All the HBO Daves are a bit like that, ime.


Strega - Mar 13, 2006 10:06:38 am PST #3680 of 10001

What she actually says in the first paragraph of her article is, "Holy stromboli, look what happened to Tony Soprano! (If you taped it, skip ahead. Then again, if you taped the season premiere of The Sopranos last night after 21 months off, you aren’t a real fan and deserve to have the surprise ruined.)"

It's clearly a joke.


sarameg - Mar 13, 2006 10:38:01 am PST #3681 of 10001

OK, if you are sitting in a room with 6 middle aged white guys, one black guy, one other woman and you get asked to answer the question " is there diversity at XXX?", it is a perfectly reasonable response to burst out laughing, right?


Consuela - Mar 13, 2006 10:55:14 am PST #3682 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Absolutely, sarameg.


shrift - Mar 13, 2006 11:07:27 am PST #3683 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is the day that never ends.