Is that "Shit! I'm heterosexual?!? When did THAT happen" or "Where did all the heterosexuals come from?!?"
It's "omg I totally
chose
to be heterosexual, just like gay people choose! I am a proud, card-carrying heterosexual and of course I made an active decision to like the opposite sex, there's no such thing as social conditioning! or a natural, unsocialized leaning! Everyone
chooses
their sexuality, even if I can't ever pin down the point where I decided I was going to like the other half, because duh, there's only two genders anyway, and I totally can tell the gay people how their experience was because I invented my own."
Not that this happened in my class or anything.
because duh, there's only two genders anyway, and I totally can tell the gay people how their experience was because I invented my own."
T. was impressed by your knowledge on gender politics, and amused by the conversation you and I had about it. (I told him he should have heard us deconstructing the porn *as we watched it.*)
You know too many people in your office are dieting when you practically get mauled for your Lean Cuisine in the lunch room.
In other news, I have a cupcake.
Does anyone else just get a rectangular strip of mars when you zoom all the way out? It confuses me.
I noticed that if you keep heading East, you eventually end up back where you started (except the pushpin thingies are gone). If you zoom all the way out, you can see stuff repeating. Which kinda' makes sense, but still seems weird they did it that way.
T. was impressed by your knowledge on gender politics, and amused by the conversation you and I had about it. (I told him he should have heard us deconstructing the porn *as we watched it.*)
Tell him I pet him for his impressedness. It's sort of trade stock for a student of women's and queer studies. And a major interest in the gay community, both personally and academically.
As for the porn, well. I think that conversation should have been recorded. To send to David.
ETA:
What? I'm totally reading. No, really.
Tell him I pet him for his impressedness. It's sort of trade stock for a student of women's and queer studies. And a major interest in the gay community, both personally and academically.
Actually, he also asked me, "Did I get a lesbian vibe from her, or was I misinterpreting?"
As for the porn, well. I think that conversation should have been recorded. To send to David.
Heh. He would just shake his head in disapproval that we deconstructed it rather than embraced the hottttttness of it all.
"Did I get a lesbian vibe from her, or was I misinterpreting?"
HAH. That's great.
And also, "She's a top....right?" After I stopped laughing, I told him about the boot-licking picture. Which he wants to see.
And also, "She's a top....right?" After I stopped laughing, I told him about the boot-licking picture. Which he wants to see.
I am so dying over here.
By the way, about the 18th--I'm going to have to come up that Saturday morning, because we've got a CAB event that Friday for St Patrick's Day that I can't miss. But I'll probably leave around 8AM and get there more or less by 10, so you can sleep in & we'll have the day before the thing that night.
Don't you have that picture? I can email it if you want.
(Or put it up somewhere if people who haven't seen it want to see.)
