Ginger's a movie star.

It would take that CSI face-recognition software to find me. They just said, "Free concert! Filming movie!" and it was in walking distance from my dorm.

It would take that CSI face-recognition software to find me

Pffft. Just point to a corner and say "See, there I am!"

Study Proves Universe Created By Committee

The most extensive analysis yet undertaken of the structure and contents of the universe conclusively proves the universe was created not by a single entity, as has been widely suggested, but by “a fractious and disorganized committee or committees given to groupthink and petty infighting”, according to Drs. Karl Pootle and Yumble Frick, co-authors of the study.

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“Biodiversity is the primary stumbling block,” said Dr. Pootle. “Whoever created this cacophony of species would have had to be infinitely powerful and infinitely creative, but also infinitely schizophrenic to come up with the myriad different solutions to identical problems that the creators of the universe have. Either that, or we’re looking at a different kind of process altogether.”

The Pootle and Frick study found that for any particular biological niche, a vast number of different approaches are taken by different species for solving nearly identical issues of survival. They also found that species are never static, but are constantly “being tweaked” in small but easily verifiable ways.

“If you’re one guy designing a universe, why come up with twenty different ways of tackling the same issue?” Pootle said. “If you’re omnipotent, presumably you know perfectly well whatever the one solution is that will work best, and you go with that. The fact that the world obviously doesn’t work that way is what led us first to the committee theory. The plants and animals that inhabit the Earth show the kinds of random and incoherent thinking that can only otherwise be found in the products of design committees where there’s a lot of CYA and turf protection going on.”

Heh.

Loved the Tomlin/Streep bit. Some reviewer said the academy should be required to have them present every lifetime achievement/honorary Oscar. I also loved that the audience really responded to that bit.

Yes, but how do you feel about Altman movies?

I've only seen M*A*S*H so I can't really judge.

Altman also tries never to make the same movie twice (I think he even made a comment to that effect).

I thought he'd said they were all just one really long movie.

Just point to a corner and say "See, there I am!"

I'm one of many, many teenagers with a long shag haircut and aggressively faded jeans. Ah, the '70s.

Altman also tries never to make the same movie twice (I think he even made a comment to that effect).

I thought he'd said they were all just one really long movie.

Yeah he said that too. Certainly in Altman's case, I don't think the two comments are mutually exclusive.

Just in case anybody still has any doubts about who's running the show...

"Cheney warns Iran over nukes" (emphasis mine)

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I fucking hate fucking stupid performance evaluation bullshit paperwork.

I wish they'd stop asking what I want to do with my career. I don't fucking know, that's why I'm still fucking here, and that's none of their fucking business.

I think I'm a little too hostile to be working on this stuff right now, you know?

Ugh, those suck, sarameg.

Maybe one of us can fill it out for you. We won't even put down Pimp as a career objective. (since that one is saved for Jesse)

ION, I am awake, and showered, and dressed, and as soon as I can find one ounce of wanting to go to work, I may even go to work.