You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 07, 2006 3:57:29 am PST #2264 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ION of the bizarre type, Yanni has been arrested for domestic violence.

Of Linda Evans?

PS: It's hard out here for a pimp....


amych - Mar 07, 2006 3:59:34 am PST #2265 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

RIP Kirby Puckett:

I heard about the stroke yesterday, and heard this morning that he'd died of it. Because he retired so young, he's always about 27 in my head, even more than most.


amych - Mar 07, 2006 4:08:56 am PST #2266 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Live action Simpsons intro: [link]


brenda m - Mar 07, 2006 4:10:44 am PST #2267 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Hood College in Maryland just voted a lesbian woman homecoming king.


erikaj - Mar 07, 2006 4:13:05 am PST #2268 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Femmeslashers in L&O fandom love to slash the attorney with the glasses and Detective Benson.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2006 4:15:26 am PST #2269 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Am awake since 5:30. Was hungover. Alkaseltzer Morning Relief Good. Scotch also good, but maybe in a lesser amount next time.


vw bug - Mar 07, 2006 4:33:56 am PST #2270 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Help a girl out...

One of my co-workers just came and asked for a replacement phrase for "killing two birds with one stone." She wants something with a less violent picture, but that is still a figure of speech. Any ideas?


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 4:34:35 am PST #2271 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aurelia, having just finished watching 24, I don't really think so. Wait--did you see Jack shoot the wife of the former CTU guy in the leg to try and convince him to tell? Just a character note.

Just started watching tonight's Night Detective. I don't want Nicky to kiss that teacher. Not right.


Fred Pete - Mar 07, 2006 4:39:47 am PST #2272 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

vw, depending on the context, "covering all the bases" might work.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 4:42:54 am PST #2273 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DUDE. 24 was so good. And so sad! Poor Edgar.