Today is stupid. Stupid day.
Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already.
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 06, 2006 8:32:52 am PST #2078 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 06, 2006 8:35:51 am PST #2079 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Today is stupid. Stupid day
So it is Monday after all, then. sigh
Betsy HP - Mar 06, 2006 8:39:35 am PST #2080 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
All my brains are belong to George Clooney.
SuziQ - Mar 06, 2006 8:41:17 am PST #2081 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
In our house, we decided that "the bow" was a not so secret pillow for the boring parts of the show.
§ ita § - Mar 06, 2006 8:42:20 am PST #2082 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My monitor renders the dressaday pic as shiny off-black, not dark green. Hencing the confusion.
So it is Monday after all, then. sigh
Blame sarameg.
sarameg - Mar 06, 2006 8:44:25 am PST #2083 of 10001
Hey!
shrift - Mar 06, 2006 8:45:18 am PST #2084 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Today is stupid. Stupid day.
I may need to take more Sudafed before I can make that WTF?! call to DC.
msbelle - Mar 06, 2006 8:47:35 am PST #2085 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I've made two work calls and been in touch with the office all morning, now I want to nap, but there is construction going on in the building making noise.
Nilly - Mar 06, 2006 8:49:09 am PST #2086 of 10001
Swouncing
Blame sarameg.
Secret message to sarameg: Don't let them confuse you. Everything is my fault. Even if I have no idea what you're talking about due to massive skipping.
Jessica - Mar 06, 2006 8:50:03 am PST #2087 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How not to cheat on a drug test:
Here's a cautionary tale if you're a woman planning to use a fake penis filled with someone else's urine to pass a drugs test as part of a job application: don't take it to the local convenience store and ask the clerk to microwave it "so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test".
So now you know, thanks to Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who were cited last Friday for "criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the 23 February incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh", the Washington Post reports.
According to the quite remarkable account of the attempted fraud, Police Chief Joseph Pero explained that, "Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job".
Police aren't exactly sure "why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test", but are pretty certain that the attempted member-warming rendered the microwave subsequently unusable because it "couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it".
Hence the criminal mischief charge - based on a "criminal intent to damage the microwave" - of which defense attorney William Difenderfer said his clients had no such intent and were prepared to reimburse the store for the loss of the machine.
Difenderfer said: "I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do. But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."