I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 7:03:04 pm PST #1943 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Alright. I just made myself a tureen of Irish Coffee. It's like an OTC speedball. I've got so much work left to do. I disciplined myself and turned the boob tube off.


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 7:07:56 pm PST #1944 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Early Cab Calloway on the iTunes and I'm hoping his band will blow away this freakin' distracting headache. "I gotta darn good reason now for being...she's lazy and she's crazy she's got vit vott 'n' voh..."


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 7:12:26 pm PST #1945 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How long are the stems of long-stemmed roses?


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 7:13:56 pm PST #1946 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

When I've seen them, they're like 2 or 2.5 feet.

Proving that no good mood goes unpunished, I got too exhuberant while singing "I'm Going Hollywood" and hit my head full bore on the low ceiling of the basement stairway. This should help my headache immensely.


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 7:24:27 pm PST #1947 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Just call me Cap'n Crunch.

I just won a Oscar prediction contest on another board and get a nice free DVD out'n of it. Yay!


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 7:26:54 pm PST #1948 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, my five minute experiment in watching Jimmy Kimmel has come to an end.


billytea - Mar 05, 2006 7:32:49 pm PST #1949 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, my five minute experiment in watching Jimmy Kimmel has come to an end.

Sadly, his experiment in being Jimmy Kimmel looks set to continue, against all protests.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 7:33:17 pm PST #1950 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The Man Show cured me of the Kimmel. I'm looking forward to him and Sarah Silverman breaking up though.


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 7:36:59 pm PST #1951 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I thought she was dating that other pantload, Adam Corolla.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 7:41:59 pm PST #1952 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Either way, she'll have to trade-up eventually.