No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:35:54 pm PST #1830 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's the one mandatory montage, though. And someone always makes me shiver. Plus I get to guess again who they'll end with.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:36:12 pm PST #1831 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I didn't knoww Les Nesman died!

Nice to see an actual soundless fade to completely black before commercial. Glad Clooney did the intro too.

Is there a way to make him more endearing? Can we get a shot of him cuddling one of the penguins?


esse - Mar 05, 2006 5:36:53 pm PST #1832 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Clooney was adorable in his acceptance speech too.


Vonnie K - Mar 05, 2006 5:38:27 pm PST #1833 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Heh. I love this Nationwide commercial with the home-made destructo-robot.


meara - Mar 05, 2006 5:38:56 pm PST #1834 of 10001

Did Will just say something like "Philadelphia is a great place to spend Christmas"?


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:39:02 pm PST #1835 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will Smith's accents? Less cute.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:40:15 pm PST #1836 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Clooney was adorable in his acceptance speech too.

I KNOW! I can't even remember what he said on the carpet, but I remember it was adoreable. Even Mr. Jane thought it was adoreable (though he may not have phrased it that way).


Anne W. - Mar 05, 2006 5:40:33 pm PST #1837 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I love the request to check the Web site for the full list of people to be thanked.


esse - Mar 05, 2006 5:41:08 pm PST #1838 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I think that was the first cryer of the night (the foreign film winner).


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 5:41:35 pm PST #1839 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I nearly always love the foreign film acceptance speeches. I really dug Hood's acceptance speech.