Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 3:37:54 pm PST #1620 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love Clooney.

And Jon Stewart.

So having them both in the same bed? Niiiice.

Laura, yes. Monster under the bed scary.

Nice timing, there.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 3:38:09 pm PST #1621 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Love Dolly, but she's gone a brow-lift too far.

Her eyes are there. Somewhere way up above them and in no proportional or positional relation to them are her eyebrows.


Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 3:38:12 pm PST #1622 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The background music during the speeches is really annoying.

Werd. You want to keep the show moving along? Cut the boring cheezy shit out that gets written in each year. Let people have their moment in the sun.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 05, 2006 3:38:23 pm PST #1623 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I trust everyone sees why my people worship Dolly as a goddess?


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 3:39:12 pm PST #1624 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dolly is magnificient.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 3:39:50 pm PST #1625 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

5:08pm: A Defamer operative has sharper eyes than we do: "Someone behind phillip seymour hoffman was blackberrying..." God bless the Blackberry, His little gift to Hollywood people who can't be bothered to interact with other human beings.

The above was posted at defamer. I think people Blackberrying in the Oscar audience is hilarious.


Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 3:40:00 pm PST #1626 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt, I am one with you in the Dolly-worship. She's been my hero since I was five.


Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 3:41:13 pm PST #1627 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think people Blackberrying in the Oscar audience is hilarious.

Oh, me too.

It's even better than the kid at my niece's confirmation who was text messaging while the bishop was giving the homily. This was one of the kids being confirmed, mind you, not some random kid at the service.


quester - Mar 05, 2006 3:41:16 pm PST #1628 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

The bow ties for the statues were great!


Betsy HP - Mar 05, 2006 3:41:22 pm PST #1629 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Could George Clooney POSSIBLY be any hotter? And he was completely turning up the amps while gazing at Jon Stewart. Pant pant pant pant.

I was pleased when Wallace and Gromit won.