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flea - Mar 05, 2006 1:32:17 pm PST #1476 of 10001
information libertarian

Are Dolly Parton's breasts real?

ETA: 'Cause I mean, if so, wow.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 1:33:17 pm PST #1477 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

flea, she claims they are. But given that her hair isn't, her eyelashes aren't, she has gotten and will get facelifts, I'm not sure if I believe her breasts are real.


DXMachina - Mar 05, 2006 1:35:15 pm PST #1478 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But given that her hair isn't, her eyelashes aren't, she has gotten and will get facelifts, I'm not sure if I believe her breasts are real.

Yeah, but she's always had the breasts.


flea - Mar 05, 2006 1:36:44 pm PST #1479 of 10001
information libertarian

And I had the impression she was pretty open about the wigs and stuff.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2006 1:42:16 pm PST #1480 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I wouldn't doubt that they've been lifted, but I do not think they have been augmented.


flea - Mar 05, 2006 1:44:40 pm PST #1481 of 10001
information libertarian

Keira Knightley's native accent freaked me out for some reason. She sounded about 45 and very country-gentry, all plummy. Or is my UK ear really off?


Sue - Mar 05, 2006 1:47:35 pm PST #1482 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I thought Dolly was open about having implants? ETA: According to this article, she's had implants since she was 22. [link]

Me no likey the colour of Michelle Williams dress.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 1:50:45 pm PST #1483 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Commenting on the subject of plastic surgery, Parton is (not surprisingly) as skillful as she is in discussing marital fidelity. "All my life I've heard people say, 'If God had wanted us to be like this he would have made us this way,' and so on," she asserts. "Well, God made us naked too. I can't see what's wrong in doing a little something to make yourself look better so you can feel better about yourself."
I mention the recent nationwide controversy over the safety of silicone breast implants. Is she concerned for herself?
Parton remains deliberately vague on that one. "I've had my breasts lifted," she admits. "And I had myself a few little nips and tucks here and there, but I'm not frightened about the work I had done. Everything you do in life carries a risk to some degree, and you just have to decide if it's worth it. Life's a gamble, isn't it?"

From here.


flea - Mar 05, 2006 1:51:22 pm PST #1484 of 10001
information libertarian

Wikipedia agrees with Sue. (It has a whole entry that's "celebrities who've had breast implants," which amuses me, since I've also found it to be quite reliable on, for example, tectonic plate motion.)


Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 1:53:45 pm PST #1485 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

aww, VH1 is running The Princess Bride. "To the pain!" Man, Cary Elwes was beautiful.