That is a faulty, shoddy-ass dictionary. Feh.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2009 5:15:11 pm PDT #9583 of 28476
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hil R. - Jul 12, 2009 5:16:03 pm PDT #9584 of 28476
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Well, it's the third definition. First two are confuse and distract.
Fay - Jul 12, 2009 5:23:36 pm PDT #9585 of 28476
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I had no idea there was any confusion over the meaning of bemused until quite recently.
shakes head.
Now I'm imagining Queen Victoria saying: "We are not bemused."
And then slaying a demon.
erikaj - Jul 12, 2009 5:25:33 pm PDT #9586 of 28476
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
She could slay, she just didn't like to.
Polter-Cow - Jul 12, 2009 8:29:36 pm PDT #9587 of 28476
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Abraham Lincoln - Zombie Emancipator!
Actually, the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies author's next book is about Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer.
Calli - Jul 13, 2009 1:58:06 am PDT #9588 of 28476
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
She could slay, she just didn't like to.
She was an empress of the largest empire in human history. Surely she had people for that.
Volans - Jul 13, 2009 5:08:55 am PDT #9589 of 28476
move out and draw fire
I have it on good authority (ok, Neil Gaiman) that the British royalty, far from being demon hunters, were in fact Lovecraftian gods.
Jessica - Jul 13, 2009 5:10:22 am PDT #9590 of 28476
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Abe Lincoln, Zombie Hunter sends me to a very happy Amazing Screw-On Head place.
Fay - Jul 13, 2009 6:32:48 am PDT #9591 of 28476
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
And of course Queen Victoria was a werewolf, not a demon hunter!
Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2009 6:35:52 am PDT #9592 of 28476
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Abe Lincoln, Zombie Hunter sends me to a very happy Amazing Screw-On Head place.
I continue to show that to people, and they are always "Why didn't this get made into a series?"
Sigh.