That is a faulty, shoddy-ass dictionary. Feh.
'Lessons'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Well, it's the third definition. First two are confuse and distract.
I had no idea there was any confusion over the meaning of bemused until quite recently.
shakes head.
Now I'm imagining Queen Victoria saying: "We are not bemused."
And then slaying a demon.
She could slay, she just didn't like to.
Abraham Lincoln - Zombie Emancipator!
Actually, the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies author's next book is about Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer.
She could slay, she just didn't like to.
She was an empress of the largest empire in human history. Surely she had people for that.
I have it on good authority (ok, Neil Gaiman) that the British royalty, far from being demon hunters, were in fact Lovecraftian gods.
Abe Lincoln, Zombie Hunter sends me to a very happy Amazing Screw-On Head place.
And of course Queen Victoria was a werewolf, not a demon hunter!
Abe Lincoln, Zombie Hunter sends me to a very happy Amazing Screw-On Head place.
I continue to show that to people, and they are always "Why didn't this get made into a series?"
Sigh.