you gotta spend a lot of time thinking about it, which I know you don't have.
There's also the "the look I want looks stupid on the body I have". Seems all the other Ladies of Size get to the thrift stores before I do.
But I do just want to re-iterate: capris are of the devil, and I'm being forced to the sewing machine because no one makes an affordable (ie, Wal-Mart/Target) skirt that doesn't make my hips look like a well-stuffed sausage. Designers are buttheads.
I do just want to re-iterate: capris are of the devil
I deeply resent capris, because they look so cute on other women, and look totally silly on me. There is no place on my calf that is a good spot to be visually cut in half by a hem.
I do just want to re-iterate: capris are of the devil
I prefer palazzo pants, myself.
I seem to have finally settled into the Rockstar look, which seduces items from Goth and Punk, promises them pretty things, and then makes off in the middle of the night on the motorcycle.
I seem to have finally settled into the Rockstar look, which seduces items from Goth and Punk, promises them pretty things, and then makes off in the middle of the night on the motorcycle.
But you said you loved me!
sobs
But you said you loved me!
I do, baby, I do. I just can't be tied down, y'know. I'm a cowgirl, on a steel horse I ride....
She's a rebel and she'll never ever be understood...
I do, baby, I do. I just can't be tied down, y'know. I'm a cowgirl, on a steel horse I ride....
retreats in terror from the Bon Jovi earworm
I do just want to re-iterate: capris are of the devil
Ditto. They are for the long of leg. Not someone with a 25" inseam.
Tapered capris make me look like a pear, but I do like the wide-legged styles for an office-friendly alternative to skirts in the summer. (So-called "work shorts" are NEVER an option.
/judgypants
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