I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Dana - May 27, 2009 12:44:44 pm PDT #9149 of 28404
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"[He did] bullet points in bold graphics, and he expounded upon them ... whereas books hide the main points chapters in. You have to read so much to get so much out of it. We wanted to make it simple for people who are non-readers, who don't feel like doing all that, and still get the point across."

So he wrote a manual?


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 12:48:30 pm PDT #9150 of 28404
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A manual for LIFE.


P.M. Marc - May 27, 2009 1:16:08 pm PDT #9151 of 28404
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I can't discuss. I'm too busy crying.

For a man who loved his late mama, he's sure busy making sure Dr. Donda West, English Professor, is rolling in her grave.


Barb - May 27, 2009 1:16:13 pm PDT #9152 of 28404
“Not dead yet!”

::sits in a corner and snarls::


Kat - May 27, 2009 3:09:20 pm PDT #9153 of 28404
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I love this, though. It just proves to me that Kanye west is a blowhard tool! Which I kinda thought anyway.


megan walker - May 27, 2009 3:28:06 pm PDT #9154 of 28404
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

So I guess South Park was right about something after all.


Laga - May 27, 2009 3:35:13 pm PDT #9155 of 28404
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't remember the Kanye episode... wait, is he the pee guy?


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 3:37:47 pm PDT #9156 of 28404
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No, he's a gay fish.

The pee guy is...I don't even remember.


Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:37:54 pm PDT #9157 of 28404
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think R Kelly was the pee guy.

t edit Wait. You mean in South Park. Okay, I have no idea about that. But R. Kelly had some weird pee thing going on, didn't he?


Barb - May 27, 2009 3:39:59 pm PDT #9158 of 28404
“Not dead yet!”

But R. Kelly had some weird pee thing going on, didn't he?

He had the having sex with underage girls thing going on.