It's always advisable to remember the classic SNL skit about the Mr. Belvedere fan club.

Mr. Chairman: Well, I guess we can vote.. but we really shouldn't have to, people.. alright.. all those in favor who want to kill Mr. Belvedere, say Aye.

Group: Aye!

Mr. Chairman: All those who don't think he should be killed, say Nay.

Group: Nay!

Mr. Chairman: The Nays have it. He lives. But the vote shouldn't have been that close. Which brings me to an area I think we need to discuss. Now, I got a letter from Mr. Belvedere's publicist. It seems somebody has been killing his housepets again. Now, I'm not gonna ask which one of you is doing it, but I do think we need to do our exercises.

Comic: What exercise?

Phil: The exercise that helps keep the line between reality and fantasy a little less blurry. You'll see.

Mr. Chairman: Okay, who wants to start?

Cheryl: Okay. I should want to shake hands with Mr. Belvedere, I shouldn't want to grab a lock of his hair.

Mr. Chairman: That's good, Cheryl. And, even though it would be really neat to have a lock of his hair, we know that's not right. Someone else?

Mike: Yeah. Okay. I should want to send him a fan letter telling him how good he was in the episode where he teaches everyone how to cook, but I shouldn't want to type the letter on a death certificate.

Mr. Chairman: Yes! But, then, you learned that one the hard way, huh? Okay, so let's keep going. Come on.

Adam: I should like watching "Mr. Belvedere" a lot, but I shouldn't have to masturbate at the end of every episode.

Mr. Chairman: That's right. That is right. Discipline. Next?

Melanie: Uh, yeah! I should want to cook Brocktoon a simple dinner if he truly accepts the offer, but not if I sense that he accepts it telepathically.

Mr. Chairman: Yes, okay.. but let's keep the exercise in the form of "should" and "shouldn't", okay? Next?

Phil: I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

Mr. Chairman: [ considering ] Good.

Doug: I got one. I should want to say hi to him nicely, I shouldn't want to keep him in a big jar in my basement.

Mr. Chairman: Alright, Doug, that's great, we understand that now. Go on, though. Why shouldn't you put him in a big jar in your basement?

Doug: Because.. his breath would fog up the glass, and I wouldn't be able to see him..?

Yes, there are 5 out. And aren't they just darling?

Are there going to be more? Or are we supposed to infer from Alexander's "eternally" at the end of book 5 that he's going to make Raven a vampire? Because she was conflicted about becoming a vampire, right? I assumed "eternally" was a quip -- if not on Alexander's part (because he doesn't seem like a quippy guy), then on the author's part.

There are going to be more, and yes, Raven and Alexander are both conflicted about the idea of her becoming a vampire. I think the "eternally" was entirely a quip.

There are going to be more,

Truthfully? I expect her to end up with Trevor.

No, seriously. He kept her Dracula doll from his 8th birthday party!

Truthfully? I expect her to end up with Trevor.

I've had this thought as well.

Truthfully? I expect her to end up with Trevor.

I've had this thought as well.

I mean, he's a douche, but he's a teenage boy. It's not uncommon.

But he KEPT HER DRACULA DOLL!!!

Truthfully? I expect her to end up with Trevor.

No, seriously. He kept her Dracula doll from his 8th birthday party!

Noooooooo!

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Yeah, I can see that. But little gothy romantic that I am, I want her to end up with Alexander.

I'm not sure which outcome I want, but I know I don't want either outcome anytime soon because there needs to be many many more books.

Are you folks reading the manga? There are two volumes of it so far, and it's just as cute as the books. If not more so.

Are you folks reading the manga? There are two volumes of it so far, and it's just as cute as the books. If not more so.

I am! I love them.