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The Namesake and Interpreter of Maladies.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
The Folio Society is currently offering the complete Harry Potter hardcover boxed set for $14.95. link
ETA: Nevermind it's one of those deals where you have to sign up to get more books in the future.
Is Moby Dick a beluga?
Sperm.
tee hee
He`s the biggest dick there ever was.
::groans::
No wonder that book is such a hard read.
Before this thread goes too far, someone might have to get firm with it.
Are you offering to take it all in hand, beth?
(I do trust that Moby Dick fandom doesn't involve a lot of fanwanking?)
...oh, sweet Jesus. It has just occured to me that Moby Dick/Free Willy crossover fanfic might be out there somewhere.
Also? What IS with naming fictional whales after the penis? Really? Hello, subtlety?
I mean, honestly, Shamu and all these names at Sea World - are these just stage names? Are they really called things like John Thomas, Woody, Ivor Biggun, Trouser Snake, Pork Sausage, Truncheon Of Love and Really Enormous Penis?
...and suddenly I'm imagining the voiceover person warning the front 15 rows that they might want to move, because Really Enormous Penis is going to soak them all.
Aaaand I'm done. Okay. Leaving the conversation now.
edited for more gratuitous penis talk.