At the risk of being labelled a slug-eating he-man, as a rule, men don't chat while shopping.
Because they're too busy eating slugs?
Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.
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Jessica - Mar 02, 2006 12:05:31 pm PST #77 of 28061
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
lisah - Mar 02, 2006 12:05:44 pm PST #78 of 28061
Punishingly Intricate
men don't chat while shopping.
They do with the pretty cashiers at the Whole Foods!
My problem with Other People shopping is people who go to the self checkout who really shouldn't be allowed to check themselves out.
Hayden - Mar 02, 2006 12:15:04 pm PST #79 of 28061
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Because they're too busy eating slugs?
Someone has to.
They do with the pretty cashiers at the Whole Foods!
Oh yeeeeeah. You may have won this round, but I'll be back after I eat a few slugs to get my strength up.
brenda m - Mar 02, 2006 12:55:35 pm PST #80 of 28061
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also, no purses to lose things in.
That. I'll bet that's a huge component.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 02, 2006 12:58:29 pm PST #81 of 28061
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
They do with the pretty cashiers at the Whole Foods!
The only time I've been stuck behind someone flirting in a checkout line, the flirter was a girl who may not have noticed the cashier's wedding ring or realized he was married. Though admittedly, in my area of the country pretty women likely to be flirted with don't seem to choose retail jobs where lines of customers are the norm.
Emily - Mar 02, 2006 2:34:26 pm PST #82 of 28061
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm reading The Equation that Couldn't Be Solved. It's great, except when the author tries to spice things up a little. It's like a really smart guy who tells lame jokes. You want to say, "You don't have to try so hard! I was interested!" Plus he keeps writing things like, "This was to foreshadow the further tragedy to come," and like, I know the guys die depressing deaths, but you don't need to make it even grimmer!
Strix - Mar 02, 2006 3:11:26 pm PST #83 of 28061
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My problem with Other People shopping is people who go to the self checkout who really shouldn't be allowed to check themselves out.
My sistah! I have actually gone up to people and DONE IT for them , because they were all "Oh, dear, how does...hmm....do i...nope, let's try to..." and I am standing there with some soy sauce and cat food, and frothing with impatience.
I have seen someone slide a $20 through the debit card slidey-thing. AT that point I just walked away to the express lane.
DavidS - Mar 02, 2006 3:30:57 pm PST #84 of 28061
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have seen someone slide a $20 through the debit card slidey-thing. AT that point I just walked away to the express lane.
What's wrong with Kansas (City) indeed.
Jon B. - Mar 02, 2006 3:32:46 pm PST #85 of 28061
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
What's The Matter With Kansas t /pedant
DavidS - Mar 02, 2006 3:36:28 pm PST #86 of 28061
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What's The Matter With Kansas
Dude, that tag never closes.
I've been corrected twice today. It's like I'm sloppy or something.