I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2008 12:49:00 pm PDT #7300 of 28404
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I rarely *buy* non-fiction, but I get it from the library a lot. I mostly buy fiction. And comics. (Which is also fiction, but a specific kind of fiction that I felt deserved its own mention.) (IloveyouBlueBeetle!)


Kathy A - Sep 05, 2008 1:13:23 pm PDT #7301 of 28404
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I haven't bought fullpriced fiction (that wasn't a paperback romance) in a very long time. I've gotten a few titles from book sales here at work or picked up bargain titles from the bookstore, otherwise, it's all non-fiction for me and my wallet. That American musical theater book was $45 pre-employee discount (which still meant that I paid $35 for it after tax), so it'll probably be my last book purchase for some time.

I'm still buying too many DVD sets, though--just got the Simon Schama History of Britain set at B&N (TV sets are 40% off right now, FYI!), and I bought the Spaced set a month or so ago.


megan walker - Sep 05, 2008 1:19:25 pm PDT #7302 of 28404
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Yeah, I'm selling books these days, not buying. The library is my friend.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2008 2:53:12 pm PDT #7303 of 28404
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Selections from H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sample Copywriter: [link]

Caramel Chew: There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.

Now I really want a Caramel Chew.


Gadget_Girl - Sep 05, 2008 3:46:41 pm PDT #7304 of 28404
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I wanted to beat Nelly Dean to death with a shovel.

Can I help, please! She always drives me absolutely crazy. For different reasons, I feel the same way about Mrs. Danvers in "Rebecca".

I, too, am a member of the 'will read anything including the cereal boxes' club.

Right now I'm enjoying the "Vampire Kisses" series and "'Salem's Lot", again.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2008 3:47:30 pm PDT #7305 of 28404
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Mrs. Danvers in "Rebecca".

Eeeeeeeevil.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2008 3:48:41 pm PDT #7306 of 28404
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jane Austen tries her hand at advertising: [link]


Gadget_Girl - Sep 05, 2008 3:51:13 pm PDT #7307 of 28404
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Eeeeeeeevil.

Pure and unadulterated.


Fay - Sep 05, 2008 11:18:59 pm PDT #7308 of 28404
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I, too, am gobsmacked by the book shop manager thinking it odd that you are an eclectic reader. That's pretty bloody pathetic, imho - I mean, fine, s/he isn't one, but to find it odd that a fellow book store employee has broad taste in books... pathetic.

Lockwood is the narrator. I always felt Withering heights would be a good story, but seeing it through Lockwood/Nelly Dean drove me fucking nuts. As did the stableman's accent.

If I used emoticons, this would be the moment when I inserted a wee sadfaced emoticon, because I loved the hell out of Wuthering Heights. And I was actually pretty damn delighted by Joseph's dialogue, (although I appreciate that you wouldn't have the same reaction I had) because that is EXACTLY how people speak in my town - but one so rarely sees the dialect in print. It gave me a warm little glow of nostalgia/regional-patriotism (is there a word for that?) a bit like watching Sean Bean being interviewed on telly. I was all: "My People!" (Which is hilariously inappropriate of me, being so very generic-middle-class expat Brit, and NEVER having had a Yorkshire accent myself.)

I've not read Atonement, but I recently read On Chesil Beach and really didn't love it. But that wasn't just about an unsympathetic narrator.

It's years and years since I read The Aeneid, but I do remember finding it pretty difficult to give a shit about Aeneas after he'd left Dido in the lurch and she'd topped herself. I realise that The Big Macho Mission To Found Rome was supposed to be the point, but I still pretty much thought he was a weasel from that point on, and that he and the future Romans could all bugger off. He and his gods totally screwed Dido over. (Possibly I'd have a different take upon rereading today - I was sixteen at the time.)

I loathed American Psycho and its protagonist with every fibre of my being, and continued reading it to the end in the vain hopes that I would find some closure. I absofuckinglutely did NOT need to harbour the image of (seriously, don't read the whitefont if you're squeamish/haven't read the book) him jamming a pipe up the vagina of one of his victims, and sticking a starving rat into said pipe, and watching while the rat had a field day chowing down on the inner organs of the still-living girl.

Seriously, I didn't give a shit whether the narrator was reliable, unreliable or what the hell ever; I just wanted him (and indeed the writer, who had created and shared that scene) to vanish in a puff of smoke forever and ever and ever amen. It's the only book I've ever recommended people not to read. I don't think I'd do that now, mind you, but at the time I found the experience of reading it so thoroughly unpleasant that I sincerely wished I'd never plucked it from a shelf in the first place - and that's odd, because I adore Iain (M) Banks, and his books are frequently gruesome and Minear-ishly brutal.


Fay - Sep 05, 2008 11:23:47 pm PDT #7309 of 28404
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Er - sorry, that post was rather more expletive-laden than neccesary, wasn't it? I seem to be developing a Tourettes-like level of cursing in my downtime, now that I'm back at achool - seven hours of being wholesome a day and having "crazypants!" as my strongest expletive does seem to result in mighty upsurge in my swearing levels once there are no small children in my immediate vicinity.

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