Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Barb - Sep 03, 2008 8:32:07 am PDT #7225 of 28564
“Not dead yet!”

You mean with killin', and racism, and out of wedlock babies? I dunno . . .

Traditional family values, kid. What are you, a commie?

Ohhhh... so many political jokes that could be inserted here. Will bite on fist and creep off to a corner until the impulse passes.


Typo Boy - Sep 03, 2008 8:41:34 am PDT #7226 of 28564
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

What? You are not going to share? That's just mean.


Toddson - Sep 03, 2008 9:13:25 am PDT #7227 of 28564
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Hey, kids, let's put on a show!

You mean with killin', and racism, and out of wedlock babies? I dunno . . .

Traditional family values, kid. What are you, a commie?

or, to be current, the Republican Convention.


Barb - Sep 03, 2008 9:14:29 am PDT #7228 of 28564
“Not dead yet!”

or, to be current, the Republican Convention.

Yep. That was it.


Aims - Sep 03, 2008 9:15:01 am PDT #7229 of 28564
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims - Sep 03, 2008 9:15:47 am PDT #7230 of 28564
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Barb - Sep 03, 2008 9:47:48 am PDT #7231 of 28564
“Not dead yet!”

Well, this is one way to handle crappy reviews.


Polter-Cow - Sep 03, 2008 11:57:23 am PDT #7232 of 28564
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, that was pretty great. I think my skin might be too thin to be a published author.


megan walker - Sep 03, 2008 11:59:57 am PDT #7233 of 28564
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I think my skin might be too thin to be a published author.

Might I also suggest that you avoid becoming a college professor? There's nothing like having your work (among other things) being reviewed "anonymously" by 18-year-olds.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 04, 2008 5:06:25 am PDT #7234 of 28564
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's nothing like having your work (among other things) being reviewed "anonymously" by 18-year-olds.

Heh. I just found the "rate my professors" page for one of my oldest friends in the world. He actually got a pretty good rating overall, but I have to admit I found some of the negative comments hilarious (this being a friend I've had a cat&dog-like, or possibly Itchy&Scratchy-like, relationship with over the years).