Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Kathy A - Jun 26, 2006 4:52:58 pm PDT #716 of 28061
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

What, Connie, no love for Ron? I figure that at least one of the Weasleys will be offed--Bill's werewolf bite that really wasn't all that bad just doesn't cut it for me. I'm guessing Charlie, just because he's the one we don't know too much about (Percy would be too obvious, and she just can't kill off one of the twins!). Also, at least one of the "bad" guys, either Snape or Malfoy (Malfoy Sr. is so toast, but Jr. might get it as well). Also, either Neville becomes a hero or martyr, depending on if Rowling lets him live or not. Gosh, I didn't realize I was expecting so much death and destruction!


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2006 5:12:20 pm PDT #717 of 28061
brillig

Hermoine has much going for her, as well.

I figure Snape's on the list.


Jon B. - Jun 26, 2006 5:39:23 pm PDT #718 of 28061
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I can definitely see Neville going out in a blaze of glory.


ChiKat - Jun 26, 2006 5:50:49 pm PDT #719 of 28061
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

If Neville dies, I will cry. I have a soft spot for that boy.


Mr. Broom - Jun 26, 2006 6:59:02 pm PDT #720 of 28061
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Anyone feel like she didn't kill nearly enough people in Book VI?


DebetEsse - Jun 26, 2006 7:09:26 pm PDT #721 of 28061
Woe to the fucking wicked.

t raises hand

Especially as there's so much oddness around Dumbledore.

She has A LOT to wrap up in VII


billytea - Jun 26, 2006 7:12:31 pm PDT #722 of 28061
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

She has A LOT to wrap up in VII

And with her penchant for novella-length offerings, how will she ever get it done??


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2006 7:13:21 pm PDT #723 of 28061
brillig

If Draco dies, I'll be annoyed, and not just 'cause I love his nasty-assed self. It's the easy out--"I can only redeem myself by dying in the cause of truth and right." It's a good argument against Snape, but Snape dying in Harry's cause will inflict the most angst on Harry.

Neville? I think he's a duck in the shooting gallery. There's the whole slew of second tier folk--Pansy, the Patils, Seamus--that are up for grabs.


Polter-Cow - Jun 26, 2006 7:20:41 pm PDT #724 of 28061
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Did Rowling just say that someone will die? Because that's been happening every book now since Book Four. If that's all it is, I can stop avoiding it.

If it's something more specific than that, I don't want to know.


DebetEsse - Jun 26, 2006 7:24:11 pm PDT #725 of 28061
Woe to the fucking wicked.

bt, I was more worried about the lack of wrapping up anything in VI

P-C, it's a specific body count.