Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


sumi - Aug 13, 2008 8:04:55 am PDT #6961 of 28385
Art Crawl!!!

Wheel of Time movies. . . really.


Miracleman - Aug 13, 2008 8:33:17 am PDT #6962 of 28385
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Wheel of Time movies. . . really.

Gech.

I barely made it through the first one and that was only because...well, I was doing design work for one of the first companies to get the movie rights.

Needless to say, the project fell apart. Too damn bad some fetid, soulless necromancers in Hollywood resurrected it.

But the book stank on ice.


Consuela - Aug 13, 2008 5:48:38 pm PDT #6963 of 28385
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wheel of Time movies. . . really.

Well, now, that's a terrible idea.

I can't possibly imagine how you could make a decent movie out of those books, unless you scrapped 80% of them. Therefore pissing off the enormous fanbase you're trying to buy into with the movies.


le nubian - Aug 14, 2008 2:34:45 am PDT #6964 of 28385
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm not sure if anyone read EW's review of Breaking Dawn. Even though they give it a "D", the review seems restrained enough - particularly after reading cleolinda!

The comments (now totaling 849) from - it seems to me - mostly teenagers are not so restrained. EW typically doesn't get quite that kind of commenting on their web posted reviews, so reading a couple of pages of that was startling.


Barb - Aug 14, 2008 2:58:00 am PDT #6965 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”

Startling how? In the book's defense or slamming it?


Laga - Aug 14, 2008 6:54:16 am PDT #6966 of 28385
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I couldn't resist a peek. The starting comments are slamming the reviewer. I love that the embedded ads are all for teeth whitening.


Miracleman - Aug 14, 2008 9:08:11 am PDT #6967 of 28385
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Argh.

So it would appear that three of the women in my office are reading these Twilight books.

Should I tell them that it ends up with suck? No pun intended.


erikaj - Aug 14, 2008 11:14:20 am PDT #6968 of 28385
Always Anti-fascist!

erikaj - Aug 14, 2008 11:14:26 am PDT #6969 of 28385
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't know...if they're in the cult, they might not believe you. If they like to point and laugh like me, they'll appreciate the tip.


Barb - Aug 14, 2008 11:16:02 am PDT #6970 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”

Should I tell them that it ends up with suck? No pun intended.

More effective if they discover it on their own. And the outrage is so much more delicious to savor.