Can you send them with insufficient postage, so HE has to pay for them? (I get evil on Mondays)
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
That was my first thought!
You can also send them back with the covers removed, ala remaindered books that no one gives a shit about.
Even the hardcovers?
If you remove the covers (a la remaindered books), be sure to enclose a copy of this poem: [link]
I can't remember what they do with hardcovers. Probably just remove the dustjackets, but I don't know. I could, however, find out.
The covers are removed to save postage, actually--rather than a store sending back the whole book, they just send the covers. I bet the dust jacket *is* what gets sent for hardcovers, Barb.
Mass market paperbacks and magazines are the only remainders where only the front cover gets sent back. The rest they send back the whole book. At least that is how it was done at the bookstore I worked at.
Paperbacks have the covers stripped off; covers are sent back to the publisher for credit and the books are pulped (for recycling). Hardcovers are marked - either a magic marker stripe across the pages (at the edge) or a mark on the cover - and the entire thing sent back.
No, hardcovers and trade paperbacks are sent back as is, since they may still be sold to another store. The marker stripe you've sometimes seen is done by the publishers only after the book has been remaindered.