Wow. Granted that I haven't read the Twilight books, only the recaps/synopses/spoilers, but still -- that shit sounds even WORSE than the Anita Blake books, which I didn't actually think was possible.
'Get It Done'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
WRT the actual birth of the baby it totally makes me wonder how awful SM's experience with childbirth must have been.
Worse than HP7's "All was well" ?
lisah: And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.
Smug much?
P-C, yes.
Oh my GOD. Wow.
I mean, okay. I have never written a book, let alone a series. And I suppose I could conceive of doing what she did. But I have to believe I could come up with something better. Surely.
Oh deer loward. She couldn't make the tiny extra bit of effort it would take to spell it "4eva"?
I'm honestly so much more amused by snarking on this thing than I ever could've been by reading it.
Yeah, I read the cleolinda summary, and, you know, the pregnancy stuff was just SO over the top that it didn't even squick me. And I had a bad late pregnancy & L&D experience.
Psst! People! Pity the iPhone users! Use the spoiler shortcut! I can TELL when you don't!
(Because, like many, I have the spoiler class in my css set to light grey.)
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