Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


-t - May 15, 2008 8:51:39 am PDT #5812 of 28358
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Then the enjoyment curve took a swift dive.

This is pretty much what I think of all Anthony's series. A Spell For Chameleon was good, but each book after got progressively worse. Ditto On a Pale Horse and those. Same for that Tarot series. I don't think it was part of a series, but the Author's Note in Steppe was so annoying it cancelled out the enjoyment I got from the book. And But What of Earth? was practically all Author's Note, and that sucked about as much as you would think.


Typo Boy - May 15, 2008 12:15:29 pm PDT #5813 of 28358
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

If you want classic Piers Prickiness, read the authors note where he replies to a young fan who suggests that a character could have refused to carry a promise made by his parents on his behalf for him to commit genocide.

PA replied that to suggest such a thing shows that the young fan has no sense of honor. WTF? Umm I could explain the reasoning in more detail, but why would you want me to?


Deena - May 16, 2008 3:42:17 am PDT #5814 of 28358
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Did you guys know that Piers Anthony writes porn? They're published by Mundania. I have not read any.

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Dana - May 16, 2008 3:48:30 am PDT #5815 of 28358
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, holy god.


Jessica - May 16, 2008 3:50:24 am PDT #5816 of 28358
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From the Amazon reviews:

I was attracted to the taboo-violating nature of the basic plot device: Evil scientist removes man's stubby little penis & gives him a wide range of accessories (with full sensate functioning) to replace it. Man goes on quest to obtain techno-magical item to exchange for his original organ. The theme of "a quest to obtain something magical so the wizard will return what is rightfully yours" is a tired old theme. Applying it to a man's =PENIS= returns it to novelty!


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 3:51:39 am PDT #5817 of 28358
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Didn't Anthony write some uber-squicky story about women being used as a source of milk?


Deena - May 16, 2008 5:43:24 am PDT #5818 of 28358
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I wouldn't put it past him. He wrote one called "The Magic Fart".

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Typo Boy - May 16, 2008 6:43:05 am PDT #5819 of 28358
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Didn't Anthony write some uber-squicky story about women being used as a source of milk?

Yeah - as propaganda for vegetarianism.


Laga - May 16, 2008 9:44:00 am PDT #5820 of 28358
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I am afeared of magical smegma. I had to stop reading the review. those Bio of a Space Tyrant books were porny enough already.


P.M. Marc - May 16, 2008 10:53:56 am PDT #5821 of 28358
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Didn't Anthony write some uber-squicky story about women being used as a source of milk?

Yes.

I AM STILL SQUICKED NEARLY A QUARTER CENTURY AFTER READING IT.