Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


JZ - Apr 30, 2008 3:43:35 pm PDT #5594 of 28344
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Take that back. I was never that miserable.

She managed to write some memorably, spectacularly miserable characters, but Flannery herself wasn't miserable. I read all 700-some odd pages of her collected letters, and she really does come across as a Buffista before Buffistas were: snarky, sly, occasionally outright goofy, and equally capable of being mockingly delighted by the awfulness of kitsch and moved by the emotion behind it; full of geeky passions and delights; interested in the world outside her town and the universe inside her own mind. Sometimes a little terse when the lupus was excruciating, but often darkly witty even then.

Eloquent as Nutty and ita combined in her cold dissection of lousy writing and lazy logic; as simultaneously passionate and wry as Cindy writing about her faith; as irritated by, occasionally resentful of her dependency on, and kindred-spirit snarkily proud and loving of her mother as erika; tender in her notation of the green and growing and fruiting products of her land as Betsy; fiendish as MM in her elaborate scorn of hypocrites and monstrous fools; loyal to her friends as any Buffista, willing to sprint around the world for them when she couldn't walk to her own front door. And able to deliver a biting, delicious quip while she was at it.

For someone with one fuck of a lot to be miserable about, O'Connor was somehow really not so miserable at all.

t /just a teeny bit defensive of my biggest literary girlcrush


sarameg - Apr 30, 2008 3:57:44 pm PDT #5595 of 28344

will really make you want to VISIT the national parks!!

So very true! And if you've already been to one of those featured, you'll be all "OH! I remember that!"


Amy - Apr 30, 2008 3:59:07 pm PDT #5596 of 28344
Because books.

Ah, Big Spankable Asses. I'm so ... proud I was a part of that. ::slinks away in shame::

Bustin' got my vote. What even *is* that? Jesus.

Kink isn't too bad, really (although did Teppy say it was historical? Because, yeah, not getting that vibe *at all*) ... if you don't mind text-as-HUGE DICK imagery.


Typo Boy - Apr 30, 2008 4:14:14 pm PDT #5597 of 28344
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Sarah Shankman.

Sharon McCrumb (the funny ones)


Scrappy - Apr 30, 2008 4:14:38 pm PDT #5598 of 28344
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

::totally loving on JZ for her brilliance.::


Dana - Apr 30, 2008 4:14:57 pm PDT #5599 of 28344
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Sayers would have been a Buffista too.


Typo Boy - Apr 30, 2008 4:21:51 pm PDT #5600 of 28344
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Sayers would have been a Buffista too.

Her antisemitism and snobbery might have earned less than a perfectly friendly welcome.


Dana - Apr 30, 2008 4:22:30 pm PDT #5601 of 28344
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Obviously, when someone is a Buffista, they become the ideal version of themselves, and not the irritatingly real-life version.


Typo Boy - Apr 30, 2008 4:23:12 pm PDT #5602 of 28344
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Ah, shame it never worked for me. I would be much happier as an ideal version of myself rather than the irritatingly real life version.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2008 4:40:45 pm PDT #5603 of 28344
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Kink isn't too bad, really (although did Teppy say it was historical? Because, yeah, not getting that vibe *at all*) ...

No, Susan said that the one she voted for was historical, with the 2 basically naked people. Because y'know, people throughout history have been naked....