River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Susan W. - Apr 30, 2008 9:10:35 am PDT #5564 of 28344
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I just put it on hold at the library, Sumi!

Annual best/worst ballot for romance covers is up: [link]

I know two of the authors who have books in the "worst" category this year and, um, voted for one of them, even though some people on my local RWA loop are complaining about the "focus on the negative" of having a Worst Cover category. I don't see the issue, because it's not like the authors are designing the covers, or that the quality of what's on the cover is any reflection of what's inside--if anything, I think it's good to call the industry out on images that turn readers off.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2008 9:21:27 am PDT #5565 of 28344
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Annual best/worst ballot for romance covers is up:

So, every category except the "Worst cover" is one in which you choose the "best" cover, right?

I mis-read it at first, thinking that ALL the categories were "Worst cover" within their own genre, and I thought, "Some of these covers are actually good -- what's with all the hate?" But now it makes sense.

And -- in the "Worst" category there's a book called "Big Spankable Asses" -- if I'm not mistaken, didn't our very own Amy write the jacket copy for that?

(Also in the "Worst" category -- what's so wrong with the cover of "Kink"? I'm not asking b/c of my own proclivities; it's just -- the book is *about kink*! Wouldn't flowers and bluebirds be a misleading cover? I thought the cover was perfectly appropriate and actually tasteful, given what it *could* have been.)


Toddson - Apr 30, 2008 9:25:03 am PDT #5566 of 28344
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Amy, I noticed that one you were writing cover copy for is in the "worst" category. So ... consistency between cover and content counts?

x-post!


Jessica - Apr 30, 2008 9:30:16 am PDT #5567 of 28344
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

what's so wrong with the cover of "Kink"?

For me, it's not the content, it's the layout - that pose is not sexy. That font is not sexy. I assume the word "kink" is supposed to look phallic, but to me the whole thing just looks awkward. So unless the book is aimed at the Uncomfortable Cramp In My Hamstring fetishists...yeah, I don't think it works.

Still, my personal vote for would have to go to "Mommy For A Minute" for Extreme Crimes Against Airbrushing.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2008 9:31:43 am PDT #5568 of 28344
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Still, my personal vote for would have to go to "Mommy For A Minute" for Extreme Crimes Against Airbrushing.

AND giant foam finger!


Susan W. - Apr 30, 2008 9:31:47 am PDT #5569 of 28344
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

(Also in the "Worst" category -- what's so wrong with the cover of "Kink"? I'm not asking b/c of my own proclivities; it's just -- the book is *about kink*! Wouldn't flowers and bluebirds be a misleading cover? I thought the cover was perfectly appropriate and actually tasteful, given what it *could* have been.)

Yeah, that's not the one I voted for. I voted for "What She Craves," because A) I think it's an ugly image, and B) that book is Regency erotica, and I don't think it should be all that difficult to come up with an image that's both erotic and historical. My imagination is quite good at such combos, f'rinstance.


Susan W. - Apr 30, 2008 9:33:26 am PDT #5570 of 28344
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"Mommy For a Minute" was my second choice. Those smarmy facial expressions, that giant foam finger...


Jessica - Apr 30, 2008 9:33:57 am PDT #5571 of 28344
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

B) that book is Regency erotica

Dude, seriously?? Um, yeah. That cover does not reflect that.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2008 9:33:58 am PDT #5572 of 28344
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

See, I'd pick "It Happened One Wedding" (bad, cheesy airbrushing!) or possibly "Bustin'" (dorky!).


Jesse - Apr 30, 2008 9:44:53 am PDT #5573 of 28344
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Bustin' was totally the worst! Although the one with the crazy smooshed breast implant almost got me.