If you're sick of Clintons, sick of anything that reminds you of the last 20 years in American politics, and/or sick when you think about Hillary's Iraq vote, triangulation, etc., then go vote for someone else with my unequivocal blessing. But do not EVEN fucking tell me the "political moment for feminine role models" is a thing of the past when I can still count all the female politicians with national prominence ON ONE GODDAMNED HAND.
Please stick to fiction, Lorrie Moore. This op-ed demonstrates that it's your forte on so many levels.
I want to have Kate Harding's babies.
But do not EVEN fucking tell me the "political moment for feminine role models" is a thing of the past when I can still count all the female politicians with national prominence ON ONE GODDAMNED HAND.
somethings need to be repeated
But do not EVEN fucking tell me the "political moment for feminine role models" is a thing of the past when I can still count all the female politicians with national prominence ON ONE GODDAMNED HAND.
again and again
Awww. There is one winner in this Cassie Edwards brouhaha: the ferrets/Defenders of Wildlife.
That's awesome! I'm still floored that her dialogue made it past editors without anyone ever saying, "this sounds like you copied it out of a reference book."
Smart Bitches is being so good to us lately:
The Collected Work of Jane Austen, Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson and Peter da Silva
Female Lead: I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
Male Lead: I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.
(They find out.)
THE END
More here: [link]
Ah, Book-A-Minute Classics. I remember those.
snork!
Gregor Samsa:
Holy crap, I'm a vermin thingie!
(He DIES...eventually.)
THE END
Cassie Edwards and the ferrets made Wait Wait Don't Tell Me today! The guesser got it wrong.
I love it when Wait Wait picks up on something I first heard about here at b.org
