We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


hippocampus - Jan 15, 2008 2:49:21 pm PST #4731 of 28343
not your mom's socks.

She needs a Law or a Principle or a verb. I don't even know what it would refer to, but it should exist.

ok, so the Edwards principal is when you, say, reproduce the Magna Carta, call it your own work, then push forward (fake?) family members to smite all doubters, and then go on to liken yourself to a downtrodden tribe (to which you have seem to have no relation, but also seem to have profited mightily from via your writing, which - see above) and then continue to try to suck pity for simply coming up with the simile at all and then...

I vote for naming this whateveritis hubri-plagaris [yes, going snobby latin, but this angers me]. And making it a vice, not a law.

And I'll quit being all offputting now and go back to making inedible chili.


brenda m - Jan 16, 2008 4:47:31 am PST #4732 of 28343
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ugh. Lorrie Moore just made me throw up in my mouth a little.


-t - Jan 16, 2008 6:26:15 am PST #4733 of 28343
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We've already made it, eh? Nice to get that news.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 16, 2008 7:06:05 am PST #4734 of 28343
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I do think she has a point about boys getting left behind by school agendas these days - it's a complaint I've heard from friends with sons in the public school system. But it's not as if we live in this wonderful world where equal rights for women are a given and gender-based discrimination is a thing of the past.


Toddson - Jan 16, 2008 7:12:00 am PST #4735 of 28343
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I always wonder, when after a period of trying to equalize things for one group, the other, previously advantaged, group says that now they're the ones who are losing out, if it's a matter of them being pushed aside or if they take being advantaged as the standard and anything less is a loss.


Ginger - Jan 16, 2008 7:29:50 am PST #4736 of 28343
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The political moment for feminine role models, arguably, has passed us by.

So we get 30 years of feminine political role models and it's over?


JZ - Jan 16, 2008 7:30:48 am PST #4737 of 28343
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Kate Harding at Shakespeare's Sister has a great response to Lorrie Moore.


amych - Jan 16, 2008 7:41:55 am PST #4738 of 28343
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Kate Harding at Shakespeare's Sister has a great response to Lorrie Moore.

That's fantastic. Thanks.


Jessica - Jan 16, 2008 7:46:45 am PST #4739 of 28343
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

For as much as I want to see the racist and sexist campaign bullshit come to a swift end, I can't abide the new meme that now we all need to ignore race and sex and focus on "the issues." Race and sex are not separate from "the issues" in this contest; for as long as Clinton has a vagina and Obama has brown skin, they will be smack dab among the issues with enormous relevance to the upcoming elections and the future of this country. To interpret a race that includes the first viable African-American and female candidates in history any other way is ... well, fiction.

Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.


Jesse - Jan 16, 2008 7:48:24 am PST #4740 of 28343
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, that was awesome.