I'm part Creek. DH is on the Cherokee tribal rolls and is also part Choctaw. Somehow neither of us feels this gives us license to plagiarize, nor to compare petty sufferings resulting from our own misdeeds to the cruelty our Indian ancestors received from our white ancestors.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Susan W. - Jan 15, 2008 9:01:17 am PST #4718 of 28343
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Ginger - Jan 15, 2008 9:04:41 am PST #4719 of 28343
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If it were only the Longfellow, I'd assume that she'd heard the poem enough times to absorb the phrasing. It's everything else that's so appalling.
Miracleman - Jan 15, 2008 9:14:23 am PST #4720 of 28343
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Nine Inch Nails lyrics are difficult to work in, eh?
"The odors of the forest, the dew and damp meadow, and the curling smoke from the wigwams were left behind as Lorinda […] clutched her man and said 'I wanna fuck you like an animal!'"
That wasn't such a chore.
Scrappy - Jan 15, 2008 9:32:40 am PST #4721 of 28343
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
MM made me laugh until I snorted. NOT a pretty sound.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 15, 2008 9:33:54 am PST #4722 of 28343
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
OMG! Too funny! Perhaps MM's line belongs in the weird meara-provided bestiality romance novel from the first F2F!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2008 9:53:25 am PST #4723 of 28343
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
BWAH!
Maybe CE is now going to compare the burden of scrutiny her work is now undergoing to being swathed in smallpox-ridden blankets.
If she can find some previous author who described what that feels like, anyway...
Toddson - Jan 15, 2008 10:45:39 am PST #4724 of 28343
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
(sputter)
MM, you had me face down on my desk giggling uncontrollably (luckily, I wasn't drinking anything at the time, or my computer would have been toast ... ed).
Strega - Jan 15, 2008 11:43:18 am PST #4725 of 28343
Nine Inch Nails lyrics are difficult to work in, eh?
Well, Yeats was kind of a pain. But I just walk the road mimicking what I hear, as children mimic.
Allyson - Jan 15, 2008 12:06:43 pm PST #4726 of 28343
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Man. I just read the whole wank. Now am full. May need pepto.
I don't even know where to BEGIN with how awesome this lady is.
Toddson - Jan 15, 2008 12:49:39 pm PST #4727 of 28343
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I'm still at the OMGWTF ... ferrets?!? stage.
And the guy who wrote the ferret article has chimed in.