Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


DavidS - Apr 01, 2006 11:09:07 am PST #301 of 28061
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Your Racist Friend" by They Might Be Giants

This is where the party ends
I can't stand here listening to you
And your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
And your racist friend

It was the loveliest party that I've ever attended If anything was broken I'm sure it could be mended My head can't tolerate this bobbing and pretending Listen to some bullet-head and the madness that he's saying

This is where the party ends I'll just sit here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend I know politics bore you But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you You and your racist friend

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to you And your racist friend I know politics bore you But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you And your racist friend

Out from the kitchen to the bedroom to the hallway Your friend apologizes, he could see it my way He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to you And your racist friend I know politics bore you But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you And your racist friend

This is where the party ends I can't stand here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend This is where the party ends I can't stand here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend

It was the loveliest party That I've ever attended If anything got broken I'm sure it could be mended But my head can't stand this bobbin' and pretendin' Tolerate some bullethead and the bullshit that he's sayin'

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to your Your racist friend This is where the party ends I'll just sit here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend

It was the loveliest party That I've ever attended If anything got broken I'm sure it could be mended My head can't stand this bobbin', sittin' and pretendin' Tolerate some bullethead and the bullshit that he's sayin'

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to your Your racist friend This is where the party ends I'll just sit here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend

This is where the party ends I can't stand here listening to your Your racist friend This is where the party ends I'll just sit here wondering how you Can stand by your racist friend

This is where the party ends This is where the party ends


DavidS - Apr 01, 2006 11:11:05 am PST #302 of 28061
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Less Than Zero" - Elvis Costello

Calling Mister Oswald with the swastika tattoo,
there is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo,
carving "v" for vandal on the guilty boy's head.
When he's had enough of that maybe you'll take him to bed
to teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead.
Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it,
no your father won't know.
they think that I've got no respect
but everything means less than zero.
Hey, ooh hey, hey, ooh hey.

Oswald and his sister are doing it again. They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen. They've got a thousand variations: every service with a smile. They're gonna take a little break, and they'll be back after a while. well I hear that South America is coming into style.

chorus

A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor. Mister Oswald said he had an understanding with the law. He said he heard about a couple living in the USA. He said they traded in their baby for a Chevrolet. Let's talk about the future now we've put that past away.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2006 11:13:14 am PST #303 of 28061
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Anti Nazi Song" - Chumbawumba

We're told that after the war
The Nazis vanished without a trace
But the Italians are facist
Still dream of a master race

The history books they tell Of their defeat at '45 But they all came out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

They say the prisoner at Spandau Was a symbol of defeat Whilst Hess remained imprisoned And the facists; they were beat

So the promise of an Aryan world Would never materialize So why did they all come out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

The world is riddled with maggots The maggots are getting fat They're making a tasty meal of all The bosses and bureaucrats

They're taking over the boardrooms And they're fat and full of pride And they all came out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say Tell them that the Nazis Never really went away

They're out there burning houses down And peddling racist lies

And we'll never rest again... Until every Nazi dies...


Ginger - Apr 01, 2006 11:25:02 am PST #304 of 28061
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's A Hard Life Wherever You Go - Nanci Griffith

I am a backseat driver from America
They drive to the left on Falls Road
The man at the wheel's name is Seamus
We pass a child on the corner he knows
And Seamus says, "Now, what chance has that kid got?"
And I say from the back, "I don't know."
He says, "There's barbed wire at all of these exits . . .
And there ain't no place in Belfast for that kid to go."

(chorus)
It's a hard life
It's a hard life
It's a very hard life
It's a hard life wherever you go
If we poison our children with hatred
then, the hard life is all that they'll know
And there ain't no place in (Belfast) for these kids to go
(Chicago)
(This world)

A cafeteria line in Chicago
The fat man in front of me
Is calling black people trash to his children
he's the only trash here I see
And I'm thinking this man wears a white hood
in the night when his children should sleep
But, they slip to their window and they see him
And they think that white hood's all they need

(repeat chorus)

I was a child in the sixties
dreams could be held through TV
With Disney, and Cronkite, and Martin Luther
Oh, I believed, I believed . . . I BELIEVED
Now, I am the backseat driver from America
I am not at the wheel of control
I am guilty, I am war, . . . I am the root of all evil
Lord, and I can't drive on the left side of the road

(repeat chorus)


Typo Boy - Apr 01, 2006 5:33:52 pm PST #305 of 28061
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

OOh. Thanks all.


meara - Apr 01, 2006 5:53:15 pm PST #306 of 28061

Does "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" count?


Jesse - Apr 01, 2006 5:55:40 pm PST #307 of 28061
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh god. I used that in a class last semester, and it took a LONG time for anyone to laugh.


Typo Boy - Apr 01, 2006 6:16:30 pm PST #308 of 28061
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hi Meara. The song book has been printed. When the nastys with their crooked crosses come to town tomorrow they will be serenaded with the following eclectic collection:

Faithless – Mass Destruction
BALLAD FOR AMERICANS
Springtime for Hitler from Mel Brooks “The Producers”
Bob Marley -WAR
Elvis Costello – What’s so Funny About Peace Love and Understanding
Bob Marley – Get Up! Stand Up!
Kris Kristofersons Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down
Wild American
Generation Genocide
Your Racist Friend
Kazoo band rendition of theme from Hogan's heros
Nazi Punks Fuck Off

We suspect they won't last through the whole thing.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2006 6:53:39 pm PST #309 of 28061
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hello. I don't usually hang out here, but I was wondering if anyone had read "Explorers of the New Century"? (It's the latest book by Magnus Mills.) Here's the Salon review.

It's a quick read. If you're going to read it, do not get spoiled. Slightly more than halfway through, stuff is revealed that radically changes one's view of what's going on....

A fun, if disturbing, read.


sumi - Apr 06, 2006 6:03:29 am PDT #310 of 28061
Art Crawl!!!

George RR Martin gets his 17th Hugo Nomination for A Feast for Crows.