Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


-t - Oct 20, 2021 11:54:11 am PDT #27113 of 28075
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Well-Endowed and the Sinful!

These are all extremely plausible yet very amusing. Cannot stop refreshing


meara - Oct 20, 2021 11:59:35 am PDT #27114 of 28075

Those are very plausible! And awesome.


Jessica - Oct 20, 2021 12:11:48 pm PDT #27115 of 28075
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Never Stir a Hero
The Rogue Satisfies the Lord
To Seduce a Cold-Hearted Rival
To Tumble a Beloved Footman


Toddson - Oct 20, 2021 12:50:04 pm PDT #27116 of 28075
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I tried a few and liked "The Lady of Gunpowder"


-t - Oct 20, 2021 2:21:47 pm PDT #27117 of 28075
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Scoundrel Gets Betrayed

I would totally buy that for 99 cents


-t - Oct 20, 2021 3:01:17 pm PDT #27118 of 28075
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just hit The Countess of Integrity and I think I'll just keep that one up for a while


Jessica - Oct 20, 2021 3:24:56 pm PDT #27119 of 28075
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I found the winner:

An Hour to Bang


-t - Oct 20, 2021 4:22:30 pm PDT #27120 of 28075
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bwahaha, that’s amazing


Sophia Brooks - Oct 20, 2021 4:47:19 pm PDT #27121 of 28075
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The Rogue Satisfies the Lord

This sounds pretty good!


amyparker - Oct 20, 2021 5:15:32 pm PDT #27122 of 28075
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

I Ignored the Rogue

The Aunt of a Proper Vixen

Her Kind of Seductress

and my personal favorite:

Never Shake a Highlander